The word "Po'lice" is used as a slang term to define a cop. It is used to express a strong dislike or hatred for a killer in blue.
lice infest my hair like the po'lice infest the street.
by Ryan February 07, 2005
1.something you run from if you are black or hispanic

2.something that makes black people with nice things disappear fast

3.for some reason whenever they arrive theres no reason for them anymore

1. *gang of black people hear police siren*
HOLY SHIT LETS RUN NIGGAS!

2. my friend: hey brah nice 'forces
me: yeah i just bought them you like?
Friend: yea
*police sirens*
friend: woah police are coming
me:
friend: Brah, Brah? where you go brah?

3. 911 dialer: theres a gang shooting at the intersection of miramar parkway and university drive
policeman: we are on it
*3 hours later bodies all over te floor*
policeman: ok we are here hey where is everyone?
by aniggathatluvswomen April 14, 2009
Misunderstood by the public, people who enforce the laws.

4 main types of people that hate the police;

1: The 12 year old keyboard warrior. These people have never had bad interactions with the police before, but they're constantly reading on the Internet about how everyone hates the police and determines that hating the police is the trendy thing to do and decides to hop on the bandwagon.

2: The uppity college undergrad. They sit in Starbucks and blog about how oppressed they felt and how their rights were violated that one time they did a protest that blocked off a main street and a police officer told them to move. This is the same kind of person that will run around with a camera, antagonizing police to get a reaction out of them and then can be heard screaming "I DO NOT CONSENT. YOU'RE VIOLATING MY RIGHTS. I AM AN AMERICAN CITIZEN" over and over again when the officer asks to see their ID and the post the video on Youtube.

3: The felon. Usually brought on by their own stupidity, their arrest still lingers in their mind and they are bitter against the police officers who busted them for dealing pills.

4: The person who actually has a right to complain about the police. This kind of person has usually been unfairly treated by the police, usually beaten during a protest or was illegally searched and or detained by police. Accounts for 2% of people who hate the police.
Type 1:

*goes to Youtube video of police officer asking skaters to leave a property that they're not supposed to be on*

"Fuck the police"

Type 2:

*A guy with a video camera filming himself walking around with a assault rifle strapped over his shoulder*

Police officer: Hey bud, what's going on? What's the deal with the rifle?

Martyr: I DO NOT CONSENT. I DO NOT CONSENT.

Police officer: Would you mind if I saw your ID?

Martyr: ILLEGAL TERRY STOP. I DO NOT CONSENT. I DO NOT CONSENT. (What the martyr doesn't realize is that the police officer asked for his ID, and didn't demand it, which does not constitute a Terry stop)

Police officer: Ok sir, have a nice day.

*Martyr goes on Reddit*

Martyr: FUCK THE POLICE. FUCKING PIGS NEED TO ALL FUCKING DIE. SERIOUSLY ALL POLICE OFFICERS ARE LITERALLY HITLER. FUCK THEM. AMIRITE GUISE???

Type 3:

Maynnnneeee I ain't done nuttin. These pigs just don't have nuttin better to do than harass me. They just don't like me

Type 4:

While I was protesting the new bill that passed, a police officer grabbed my hair and threw me to the ground and hit me with his baton 3 or 4 times in the stomach. He cracked one of my ribs, and I am going to file a lawsuit against the department. My friend caught the whole thing on video.
by KJP1989 June 23, 2013
People who represent the law by catching criminals, and whom everyone seems to hate when they've done something wrong and have gotten caught for it.

Those people need to grow up and be grateful we don't have anarchy.
Man 1: I HATE the police!

Man 2: Why?

Man 1: They pulled me over because I was speeding, and then they sent me to prison for the night because I had dope and open alcohol in the car! They SUCK and they don't do their jobs!

Man 2: .....
by SheDaLaw April 20, 2009
People who never went to college, are lazy, and instead of doing something with their lives decided "why work hard when I could abuse society, take my anger out on someeone if I had a fight with my wife, express my racism, and occupy myself with stupid shit just for the kick I get out of it- and most importantly, I can get away with it anytime!"
Cops usually are assholes and know they can abuse people and get away with it. They never take care of real issues like taking the time to search for actual criminals killing, robbing, and raping. Instead, they decide that whatever they could exaggerate into being a crime on their drive to the donut store, they will arrest. They often find themselves with nothing to do, and actually get paid for doing nothing. They dont really care if something is up, because they alwasy say to themselves "some other cop will take care of it, so why bother".
They try to arrest peaceful people for smoking marijuana while people are being raped, killed, robbed, etc. They are lazy fat ass pigs.
They come up with the most ridiculous laws, like in my town, people are not supposed to ride their bikes on the sidewalk. WTF? they want us to be on the road with all the wreckless drivers around where I live? cant they find something else to do than make young people ride ont the roads"?
The police should be a group of people who actually went to college, graduated with a degree, went through a few years of actually seeing whats important and what is senseless bullshit, and become fair and none obusive.
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The police are obusive pigs who are generally assholes and obuse their power all the time. They should all be put in jail or worse for obuse toward society. Fuck you police. Go fuck yourself with your baton and I hope you burn in hell, you obusive, racist, shit full motherfuckers. What are you gonna do about it, huh? I have freedom of speech, you dirty sons of bitches. I hope you get fucked.
by ((((dude))) October 14, 2006
A right-wing authoritarian organisation hell-bent on domination, but who are often perceived as a bunch of fluffy teddy bears by right wing morons who don't have a brain cell between them.

People who like the police are a bunch of wankers and sheep who enjoy being taken up the ass with a baton and who are so fascist they think the rest of us should have to put up with it just so they can jerk off to their favourite images of authority.
FUCK the police!!!!!
by I hate pigs May 05, 2004
People who put others away for doing things that they do and don't do!

Other names for the police are, The Fuzz, The Pigs, The 5-0, copper/cops and the law.
The police are comin' Run!
by King Craig February 17, 2009

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