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1.something you run from if you are black or hispanic

2.something that makes black people with nice things disappear fast

3.for some reason whenever they arrive theres no reason for them anymore

1. *gang of black people hear police siren*
HOLY SHIT LETS RUN NIGGAS!

2. my friend: hey brah nice 'forces
me: yeah i just bought them you like?
Friend: yea
*police sirens*
friend: woah police are coming
me:
friend: Brah, Brah? where you go brah?

3. 911 dialer: theres a gang shooting at the intersection of miramar parkway and university drive
policeman: we are on it
*3 hours later bodies all over te floor*
policeman: ok we are here hey where is everyone?
by aniggathatluvswomen April 14, 2009
 
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The people that you disrespect for doing their job, yet when you are getting robbed, you call them anyway. The most underpaid, disrespected people in the world. People that get killed to save your life, yet when they are arresting you for going 50 mph down a 20 mph road, you spit on them and say you weren't speeding; even though by pulling you over they just saved about 5 lives.

Some people say the police have never helped them, but that's because they are so dirty that instead of calling the cops when people are shooting at each other you just jump in.

Many people think that all cops are racist, and only arrest blacks. Sorry, but they arrest who is commiting crimes, and if blacks are commiting crimes, they don't care that they are black and arrest them.

Because of them, you live day by day. Who else would be protecting you from people running down the streets with M16s?
Rich girl: Like oh my god I got pulled over for going 40 over the speed limit. I hate police they have nothing to do!

5 minutes later she is getting mugged and calls the police. They come nd arrest the guy mugging her.

Rich girl: Oh my god I love the police!
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Jamal: Yo I hate dese cops they don't help anyone, they just interrupt my gang fights.

*Starts shooting at random people*
Police come and shoot him.

Jamal: THEY ARE SO RACIST THEY SHOT ME CUZ I'M BLACK!
by Sheriff Kahn July 10, 2008
 
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Enforcers of the law. Contrary to definitions given for the police on these pages, most police are just doing their job, protecting you from the crazy fuck who wants to break in your house, take a shit on your favorite rug, piss in your Mountain Dew, smash your keyboard through your monitor, and screw your dog. Of course there's corrupt police, the ones that take bribes and believe one race is morally superior than the other, but hell, the checkout girl at Wal-Mart might be a member of the Fourth Reich and the KKK and might be plotting to hack your credit card number, find your house, and torch it. Racist, corrupt people are everywhere, not just in the police force. So get off your ego trip about how police are tehz sux0rzzzz because they confiscated your bong and sent you off with a warning. Serve and protect, guys. One motherfucker in America, at least, respects all ya'll.
Billy: Man teh police iz pigz they took my bong and told my mommy and now i wont get my $250,000 Ferarri for my 18th birthday

John: Dude stfu, go buy another bong and don't light it up in front of the police station next time with your middle finger up

by nunsgetnakedforjesus April 25, 2008
 
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People who never went to college, are lazy, and instead of doing something with their lives decided "why work hard when I could abuse society, take my anger out on someeone if I had a fight with my wife, express my racism, and occupy myself with stupid shit just for the kick I get out of it- and most importantly, I can get away with it anytime!"
Cops usually are assholes and know they can abuse people and get away with it. They never take care of real issues like taking the time to search for actual criminals killing, robbing, and raping. Instead, they decide that whatever they could exaggerate into being a crime on their drive to the donut store, they will arrest. They often find themselves with nothing to do, and actually get paid for doing nothing. They dont really care if something is up, because they alwasy say to themselves "some other cop will take care of it, so why bother".
They try to arrest peaceful people for smoking marijuana while people are being raped, killed, robbed, etc. They are lazy fat ass pigs.
They come up with the most ridiculous laws, like in my town, people are not supposed to ride their bikes on the sidewalk. WTF? they want us to be on the road with all the wreckless drivers around where I live? cant they find something else to do than make young people ride ont the roads"?
The police should be a group of people who actually went to college, graduated with a degree, went through a few years of actually seeing whats important and what is senseless bullshit, and become fair and none obusive.
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The police are obusive pigs who are generally assholes and obuse their power all the time. They should all be put in jail or worse for obuse toward society. Fuck you police. Go fuck yourself with your baton and I hope you burn in hell, you obusive, racist, shit full motherfuckers. What are you gonna do about it, huh? I have freedom of speech, you dirty sons of bitches. I hope you get fucked.
by ((((dude))) October 14, 2006
 
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A person who protects people from criminals and constantly gets disrespected by people who can't learn from their first arrest and watch too much hip-hop/rap/gangster shit.
Person 1: Yes! Finally! I'm out of jail! now..I gotta start smoking weed again.
*8 minutes later*

Person 1: ahhh..weed..

Cops: *kicks down door* POLICE! SEARCH WARRANT!!!

One of the Cops: You're under arrest for possession of marijuana.

Person 1: I DIDN'T DO SHIT! POLICE BRUTALITY! *takes last puff* HARASSMENT!
by Authority May 25, 2007
 
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A right-wing authoritarian organisation hell-bent on domination, but who are often perceived as a bunch of fluffy teddy bears by right wing morons who don't have a brain cell between them.

People who like the police are a bunch of wankers and sheep who enjoy being taken up the ass with a baton and who are so fascist they think the rest of us should have to put up with it just so they can jerk off to their favourite images of authority.
FUCK the police!!!!!
by I hate pigs May 05, 2004
 
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People who put others away for doing things that they do and don't do!

Other names for the police are, The Fuzz, The Pigs, The 5-0, copper/cops and the law.
The police are comin' Run!
by King Craig February 17, 2009