A group of people who enforce mostly stupid rules.
The police are mother fuckers.
by Deep blue 2012 January 05, 2010
People who are members of law enforcement. Most commonly known as the "protectors of society", they drive around giving people tickets for going 5 miles above the speed limit. They work for the government and no one else. They don't care about regular people.

They are also infamous for not giving two fucks about civil rights and tricking individuals into thinking they have no rights in a police confrontation (ex. telling a minor they have no rights because they're young, while they actually do.)

The "pig" stereotype came from their pushy, pissed off, bossy attitude. Also came from infamous cases of police misconduct. They are also called "pigs" for being arrogant and thinking of themselves as a gift to society, while a lot of people think the exact opposite.
The only difference between the Police and gangs are the badge.

Police: "We're here to help."

Rioters: "BULLSHIT!"
by Treasonous October 23, 2011
They're formal job is thought to protect and serve civilians. But in actuality, police is simply and truely bastards. According to journalists across America, Police officers hurt civilians more than they help.
Dude 1: Why did you get a ticket violation?
Dude 2: I got it 'cause I fed other people's parking meter and the meter maid witnessed me for doing it. It's not like it's illegal. She called the police over to ticket me.
Dude 1: The damn police pigs are fucking harsh!
Dude 2: I was doing it because Mancow did it and reported about it.
Dude 1: Yea, Mancow is cool like that.
by AgainstPolice May 29, 2009
Scum of the earth. Faggots who got they ass kicked every day of high school so now they take all they anger out on innocent civilians. Any time they see a minority with a dark unidentified object they assume its a gun. Any time they see group of minoritys they assume its a gang. Complete abuse of power and waste of tax dollars. In my town they will ignore murderers and robbers then go after niggas who aint doin shit. They are hypocrites they say fighting is wrong but will attack u if u dont do what they tell u. they will arrest u if u carry a gun but they are never seen without one. they will arrest u for having weed, tell u not to do it, then go smoke it at their house and think they are dying. any minority in a nice car they will think he/she stole it and pull them over. there own personal hatred will drive them to beat and even sometimes kill minoritys: the case of baron pikes where officer scott nugent tasered the black man while he was in handcuffs until he died. even if they are not racist they are still corrupt like the case in missori where a boy with a broken back and ankle was tasered 19 times while he was already lying on the ground. in the end they are all faggots that are given to much power
like that other guys said the police should change they motto from protect and serve to protect nobody and serve ourselves
by SacTown Sucks March 02, 2009
Scum of the earth.
The police came and suck my balls. Best head of my life.
by Coolripper8853 June 16, 2010
"People" who usually abuse their power for a well-worth low profit.
They usually stop you for being something other than white or even for being white.

Police usually stop "pimped out" rides to see if they find something bad inside it usually only to use it as an excuse to own it.

They always go over the speed limit while you are handcuffed in the car and have absolutely no courtesy against law-abiding citizens whatsoever.

They are well-known for their ability to suck cock while giving you a ticket for going 1 mile over the speed limit.
fuck the police
by Mar Muffin March 13, 2010
An asshole who arrested innocent people for smoking weed
yo man the police put me in jail for having 420
by graterthanyou1 May 29, 2008

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