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The lowest echelon of the law-enforcement heiarchy in most countries. They recieve little respect, mainly because most people refuse to accept responsibility for actions they know to be illegal.
The Police didn't make you smoke that crack. But they did bust your apathetic ass for it.
by Johnny Pseudonym January 19, 2005
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police.......in 'hood' lingo the word police means to run or "lets get the fuck outta here nigga"

pronounced by African Americans as 'poe-lease' or 'poe-poe'
police!" "holy shit they comin fo me nigga
by osama bin jerry October 16, 2010
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A group of people who enforce mostly stupid rules.
by Deep blue 2012 January 05, 2010
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A professional asshole. Often found eating donuts and inflicting misery upon others.
Cannot even entertain the idea that he/she could be wrong about something. In their minds, they are infallible.
Someone who hates fun.
I accidentally ran a stop sign today, and of course the asshole police were right there to give me a ticket. $400 and higher insurance for a single mistake, thanks popo.

Dude, there was a knife fight in the hall of my apartment. Took the popo 45 minutes to get there. Probably because they wouldn't be able to write anyone tickets, so it wasn't a priority.

Fuck the police.
by dantits April 17, 2010
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The governmental department charged with the regulation and enforcement of the behaviors of a certain jurisdiction. Main authority is the power of arrest and ability to enforce the laws of the community. Without the presence of the police the world would collapse. God Bless the Police
The local Police Department does a mighty fine job.

Thugs will do anything until the Police show up.
by Brett C May 11, 2005
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Scum of the earth. Faggots who got they ass kicked every day of high school so now they take all they anger out on innocent civilians. Any time they see a minority with a dark unidentified object they assume its a gun. Any time they see group of minoritys they assume its a gang. Complete abuse of power and waste of tax dollars. In my town they will ignore murderers and robbers then go after niggas who aint doin shit. They are hypocrites they say fighting is wrong but will attack u if u dont do what they tell u. they will arrest u if u carry a gun but they are never seen without one. they will arrest u for having weed, tell u not to do it, then go smoke it at their house and think they are dying. any minority in a nice car they will think he/she stole it and pull them over. there own personal hatred will drive them to beat and even sometimes kill minoritys: the case of baron pikes where officer scott nugent tasered the black man while he was in handcuffs until he died. even if they are not racist they are still corrupt like the case in missori where a boy with a broken back and ankle was tasered 19 times while he was already lying on the ground. in the end they are all faggots that are given to much power
like that other guys said the police should change they motto from protect and serve to protect nobody and serve ourselves
by SacTown Sucks March 02, 2009
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An organisation found in many countries that has several upstanding members....
The rest are power-tripping bastards that are too lazy/cowardly to stop serious criminals like heroin dealers, wasting their time on skateboarders, stoners and 17 year olds with cider.
1) "An off-duty police officer shot the fucker that wasted Dimebag Darrell, saving many audience members.Good guy."

2) "That bastard pig beat up another skateboarder today. He claimed skateboarding was 'terrorism'. While he was doing this, 9 people died from heroin overdoses within half a mile."
by bluntpencil2001 April 25, 2005
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