| 1. | small town police | ||
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A police officer that, instead of actually helping society and arresting people for actual crimes, like to to a list of annoying things because of their lack of actual things to respond to or stop; such as
1. sit by areas where the speed limit drops significantly with a radar gun to get you for 5mph over cause you didn't slow down quick enough 2.harass teenagers while they are just walking around not doing anything wrong asking them what they are up to. 3.not respond to burglary calls (My friend and his dad had this happen) 4. Act like town curfew means "immediate quarantine" and love to fine you up the ass for breaking this even if your standing 50 feet away from your yard. 5. think skateboarding/longboarding is a serious crime, although it can be annoying they take the rules to far on this one. I don't have problems with authority, just bored fat pricks with a badge and tazers. Vicksburg MI has a terrible case of small town police officers.
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| 2. | Karma Police | ||
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1. A Radiohead song. Possibly their most famous song.
2. Men who come and arrest you for being a prick. Freeze! This is the Karma Police! You're under arrest under the accusation of talking in maths, buzzing like a fridge, and resembling a detuned radio.... You bastard!
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| 3. | Shit detail | ||
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A bullshit job in the military or police force. A position on a weak, dead-end investigation. "Johnson's a prick, give him the shit detail." (Often used on the HBO police drama The Wire.)
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| 4. | hose-head | ||
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A Dick-head (literally a Penis-head), a Prick. That police officer that gave me a traffic ticket is a real Hose-head.
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| 5. | hardest of the cunts | ||
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A term used to describe any individual or group of people that dresses in attire or speaks in a matter that would suggest they believe they are people not to be reckoned with. Although most commonly used to depict deros, louts, trouble makers, thieves and general public nuisances, the term is also used to describe people of authority that feel a need to be intimidating or over police as they do their job. Guy 1: "Wow.. look at that classy street drinking kid throw his bottle at that bus"
Guy 2: "He must indeed be one of the hardest of the cunts" Girl 1: "I can't believe that transit officer gave me a fine for travelling on a concession fare when I'm even in my school uniform, it's so obvious I'm a student - but just because I left my buscard at home" Girl 2: "Wow fining a 13 year old girl that doesn't have a card saying shes under 18, haha what a prick, truely the hardest of the cunts!" |
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| 6. | dutton | ||
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To "dutton" someone means to fuck them over or, literally, to fuck them in their ass with a pill bottle. The name comes from Michael Robert Dutton, a famous Australian colonialist who spent a lot of time looting and stealing in China. Dutton wrote extensively on China as well, in basically racist ways about how stupid and out of control the Chinese natives or "chinks" were. He wanted to police them all. Dutton was very influential in his day and a big star down under as well as London university. He was also a notorious drug abuser and addict, who was a complete selfish prick as a boss and minor politician and the populace thought him a major cunt. guy 1: I got duttoned by that prick!
guy 2: what do you mean? you were raped in the ass with a bottle of pills? guy 1: no this drunken cunt of a boss promised me a job, but then took it away at the last minute because I didn't blow him or something. ............................................ Oh man, I passed out at that book party, and someone duttoned me badly. I can't sit down with this biottle of pills lodged up there. ****************** Michael Dutton hates chinks; he duttons them |
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| 7. | Team America: World Police | ||
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An incredibly hilarious, and SATIRICAL film created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. It parodies modern America's overzealous actions in foreign countries, and their governments incredibly imperialist, and destructive nature. If you haven't seen this movie you are an asshole, and you must see this movie right now! Stop reading and watch this movie! America, FUCK YEAH! Team America:World Police is a fucking awesome movie, but if you don't appreciate for its satirical value, than you're a prick. This movie isn't just about swearing, sex, and pointless violence, it's about swearing, sex, and pointless violence with a message! Remember, Freedom isn't Free. It costs a buck 'o' five!
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