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a conversation starter.
hey daveo, what are you doing you fucken pole smoker
by jase the fucken ace November 26, 2007
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A dumbass whom serves no other purpose but to suck dick.
by ... January 17, 2004
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Any of the the genus homosexualhomosapien in which a male performs felacio on another male. Also see weiner whiffer,peter puffer,bone smuggler,butt pirate,cock gobbler,turd burgaler and ass clown.
Sean Penn and all the French are pole smokers.
by Oogalie Boogalie April 15, 2003
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by nick March 02, 2004
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Someone that performs fellatio at such an alarming rate that it causes friction buildup capable of small fires.
My shit still has third degree burns from the runin with that pole smoker at The Necto.
by Denis Baldwin December 22, 2003
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by Anonymous October 21, 2003
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1. The art of placing a male schlong in one's mouth and then performing oral pleasure on him.

2. A boss that has no idea on what is really going on at the pointy end, as they have spent all of the career shafting others to get to the the dizzy height they are currently at.
1. "Check out Crowy going for it, he is such a pole smoker"

2. Man our Superintendent is such a pole smoker
by gonadman March 31, 2007
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