god damn polansky 

Phrase demeaning of Dr. Harvey Polansky, Superintendent of Southington Public Schools, who erratically calls for snow days in the sun and for school in a blizzard. Sometimes used for blame in completely irrelevant cases.

"God damn Polansky, he didn't prepare me for my exam!"

god damn polansky by Mickey F December 14, 2008

jake polansky

A short Ukrainian kid that is loved very much by anyone

I really love Jake Polansky

jake polansky by Jfjcjfjfhsgshfjfifi April 7, 2017

michael polansky 

THE LEGEND WHO IS F IN LADY GAGA

Michael polansky is a lucky man.

michael polansky by MySillyBillyDefinitions January 24, 2023

Polanski 

An indignant justification or excuse that bear no relevance to what one is being accused of.

When I asked him if he committed the crime, he scoffed that it was impossible for him to have done so, because he was a well-regarded Hollywood director. I knew this was no more than a Polanski.

or

His Polanski for robbing the bank was that it was okay for HIM to do it, because he needed the funds to buy a pool and was otherwise a good person.

Polanski by LaComtesse September 30, 2009

Polanski 

Polanski: A horrible excuse and/or justification for a heinous crime

The child rapist was quoted as giving the following Polanski, "But thirteen year olds are so cute! And she had a vagina and everything. What was I supposed to do?"

Polanski by fuckromanpolanski September 30, 2009

Polanskaid 

A sports drink formulated by Roman Polanski to be drank directly after engaging in unlawful sexual acts with a minor.

Person 1: Goddamn I'm so thirsty, I just ran a train on that young skally.

Person 2: Grab a Polanskaid, there's some cold ones in the fridge.

Person 1: Thanks bro, I think I have an electrolyte imbalance.

Polanskaid by Dirty Rotten Rob December 27, 2011

Joshua James Polensky

Time Life Magazines sexiest man of the decade. The word PHENOMENAL comes to mind!

Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who is the finest man of them all? Joshua James Polensky, DUH!

Joshua James Polensky by Vixen#1 August 1, 2021