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The Polanco Accord 

When your mate wants a beer but you want more than money ;)
Julius: surely can I have some Asahi
Chad: nah mate I don’t want money
Julius: I’ll suck ya dick for it
Chad: oh the Polanco Accord

Mr.polakoff 

A very short middle-aged elf that works as a teacher.
Mr.polakoff is a very short middle-aged elf that works as a teacher.

Planko Montoya

Planko Montoya, more commonly reffered to as Monty Ball, was invented in Southern Ontario in 1764 by Jonny Marshall. The game is played using a short wooden stick, called the monty stick, and a large ring made out of thick rubber, called the monty ball. The object of the game is to hit the monty ball with the monty stick as many times as you can before it hits the ground. There are 3 ways of scoring: if you hit the monty ball without changing you footing, you get 2 points. If you hit the monty ball after changing your footing, you get only 1 point. If you hit the monty ball while it's behind your back, you get 5 points. At the end of every season there are play-offs, which decides the winner of the Planko Cup. Each game is called a battle, and in each battle there are 7 matches. The winner of each match is the team that gets the most points. The winner of the most matches wins the battle. In the play-offs, it is allowed to hit the opposing team with your monty stick, but other contact ends the match. Teams can be made up of 2-7 people, also there are single matches, where only 1 player participates against another player. Another way of playing is reffered to as Freestyle Planko, where any number of players can play with any number of monty balls, and passes between players are allowed and rewarded with extra points. Stalls are also a part of freestyle monty ball, if the monty ball is held on the monty stick for more than 5 seconds, it is considered a stall and is worth points. There is no formal tournament for freestyle monty ball, and it is usually a more laid-back, non-competitive version of the game.
Chip: Yo dog, what you wanna do today?

Dale: I was thinkin' of heading up to the muxry to play some Planko Montoya.

Chip: Nice, ask The Huda Fish if he wants in.

Dale: I did, he's in, we got ourselves a game.

Plankour 

The combination of planking and parkour.

Also known as stationary parkour, "public planking"

Planking on one's surrounding environment via the practical application of techniques, based around the concept of self-preservation, and creativity.

Safer than extreme planking, that can cause harm or even death.
He took planking to a new level, now he does plankour.
Plankour by plankourist June 12, 2011
a huge field where people(mostly polish kids) go to get whiteboy wasted in new britain, ct
lets get fucked up at polanka!
polanka by Sebby Kozik October 6, 2012
She's a Polanco
Polanco by lilola101 May 13, 2017