uses same jokes over and over again and is the only one to laugh at them each time (including the first time). aka Tom Rogers
Tom Rogers- Im a ninja! PWNED NOOBS! TIME TO WASH DISHES! Im a ninja! PWNED NOOBS! TIME TO WASH DISHES! Im a ninja! PWNED NOOBS! TIME TO WASH DISHES!

Normal Person- Wow calm yourself little polanis..
by kayler?! March 26, 2007

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Adj. - To really suck at every aspect at life and have a really shitty mustache. An all-around loser.

Also see choach.
"Haha, drop that slut, she's so polanis."
"I can't believe you fucked that up, you're so polanis!"
by matt March 02, 2004

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someone who uses the same jokes over and over again, and constantly goes out of his way to be a douchebag.
-first day of school to last day of school: The fit hit the shan, the fit hit the shan, the fit hit the shan, said polanis every day because hes a douche.
-Port is a classy city, said polanis.
by g-town September 30, 2006

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a man so obsessed with golf and port jervis he does not realize he says the same sayings over and over again. and that golf and port jervis sucks. he also goes out of his way to be a complete and total dick to every one of his students. that's when the fit hit the shan
"that's when the fit hit the shan"-polanis

"he was one mean SOB"-polanis

"He was a son of a bee sting, you though i was gonna say it didn't ya?"-polanis
by ohgodddd December 07, 2006

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