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polakian shower 

When you go to bed and you wake up in a pile of grease and call it a shower.
Instead of showering derek just slicked back his greasy hair and told his mom he took a polakian shower

polskinegger 

(noun) perjorative any recent eastern european immigrant to the UK.

From Arnold Schwarznegger 80s action hero and Mr Universe body builder, as early polish immigrant builders were very macho and thought to use steroids.
Hey do you know that new polskinegger girl in your office.
Yeah she thinks she owns the place.
polskinegger by Vitorious March 24, 2022

polkking 

Recommending stupid solutions and eating someone else's food.
1: "My classmates are bullying me"
2 "Just hug them and say that you forgive them" (polkking)
polkking by Marcos_ik February 19, 2023

polkinghorne 

The act curbstomping a clown with your Doc Martins.
"yo bro you got Paint on your doc martins"
"yeah I just Polkinghorned the shit out of a clown"
polkinghorne by BigKARLJosephs December 16, 2016
Constantly sctratching you balls in public and not caring that everyone is secretly laughing at you.
"Wow that kid is polkin pretty hard over there."

"Dude quit polkin, everybody is looking."
Polkin by Zachishottt April 29, 2010

POLKINGHORN 

beautifully delicious girls, or girls that have amazing fashion.
hey you guys are polkinghorn!
POLKINGHORN by i want polky December 14, 2004