A nation which is unaware of its own collective backwardness, to its utter tragedy. It is unable to reform its crippled mentality since XVIII century. It works efficiently only under occupation and dictatorship.

If they don't understand english, they will make an attempt to intimidate you by making macho faces and speaking polish.

They are sure as hell that each polish joke and type of behaviour is universal in regard to the whole wide world and most of them have absolutely no sense of social know-how

Extreme vodka tolerance levels and drinking capacity are rather sad things.

Each and every modern polish writer which was readable was ultimately anti-polish - Gombrowicz, Milosz, Witkacy.

In XXth century, 1947, Aleksander Bochenski published his "History of stupidity in Poland". The second edition has been printed in 1984, heavily censored. The third will never see daylight.

All this will deepen, thanks to the current government efforts to make the nation even more xenophobic and nationalistic, introducing Patriotism as a subject in school
Polak, despite all the efforts to proclaim himself so, is not an intellectual bulldozer
by mordor August 07, 2006
Top Definition
a Polish Person

You are Catholic
Awsome History ( monarchy, legends, wars, miracles, food, talents, bravery,generosity, and much more.)
You could say that you are polish and are much more advanced in intellect
Famous tourist country
Famous inventors, doctors, athletes, and singers
Soccer team
Handball team
Awsome Martial artists
Beautiful people
You aren't another nationality even if you wish you were sometimes
Best food (also healthy)
The only people who would really fight for their country until death
Famous for dances, music,parties, and occasional dresses
When someone tells them that they are smart, it's not them, it's just that they are Polish
They aren't racists
Really know how to make a Party going on
No matter what they try, they become good at it ( perfectionists)
Never lazy!
Even if you can't see them wearing a cross, they are wearing it in their heart
Know every other Polak around them
Respect their language and traditions
Red, White, white eagle
True to their family
Even if they were born in America and their parents are Polish, they still know the Polish language and traditions
Know the difference between the truth and the lie
Poland has most of the beautiful cities and sites in the World (including sanctuaries, castles, skycrapers, rivers, etc.)
They aren't show-offs.
They are nice friends.
They respect everyone.
awsome Drivers

unfortunatly people use the word Polak as a derogatory word upon others even though the word is used to distinguish a Polish person for ex. Canada: Canadian

by Polaks rule! May 07, 2004
poh - lawk
A person born of Polish decent or citizenship in Poland.
"Polaks have some freaky accents, but they sure know how to drink."
by PeterJOldak April 14, 2006
The Polish word meaning Pole. However, in English, this has become a racial slurr/derogatory title for a person of Polish descent. This is ofcourse undofrtunate, but English speaking people are not to call a Polish person a Polak, because the proper term for this in the English language is , Pole. This is jsut a warning obviosuly, some ignorant imbeciles may argue this, but call a spade a sapde. Unless you are one of us, don't use the term Polak about us. This will only lead to you getting your jaw smashed in.
And Poland has acheived many things, unlike some nations in the world. Especailly when it comes to warfare, but we don't ahve to mention again how the Allies sat around on their asses until 1941 before they did something to stop Hitler...
"Man that guy is such a Polak-"
*crunching of jaw bones*
by Tyskie lepsze nisz wszystkie! September 09, 2005
Zajeeeeeebista narodowosc!:) A polak, is a part of the human race, however, they have a far greater resistance to alcohol an smoke the most...anything. They smokE TunZ yO! One of the few remaining nationalities that acctually stay true an patriotic to their country. Someone who doesn't tolerate: Russians, Germans, pussiboys an a bunch of other corny soundin muthafux.
OMG! Are you a Polak? Can i kiss your feet?
by Emejdoubleti May 29, 2004
1. Derogatory word used for Polish people.

2. In Polish Polak means Pole Pole=Polish person.
I'm a polak, look at the name. Some Polak.
by some polak October 04, 2004
COuntry where corruption is exceeds beyond government but into dailty life, ex. buying bread, post office, "free" health care system.
-but a country who stood up to the russians and the germans at the same time, suffered defeat because they just got back they're country 20 yrs b4 WW2, and because of Allied failure to back them up as they said they would on paper
-that polak died a brave death in serving the motherland
-polaks were betrayed many times
-ppl with a good heart, and with their doors always open ot guests
by Jacek September 18, 2003
the best people in the world!!
me and the polish race
by Marta June 12, 2003

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