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A game of skill played with a normal deck of playing cards but often incorrectly considered a game of chance by 95% of the population who can't play the game properly and those politician's who feel that 10 Million to One odds on a state lottery ticket is morally acceptable while poker is not.

You can make a living playing poker - those that understand the game do so regularly - while no one I know ever made a living playing the lottery.
Politicians are attempting to ban your rights to play poker on the internet but not your rights to buy their state lottery tickets. Which one has the worst odds of winning, a dollar spent on poker (even by a donk player) or a dollar spent on a powerball ticket?
by ORD Ellis March 04, 2007
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n. A sufficient way of losing all of your money, five dollars at a time.
hey, wanna play some poker?
yeah, I got five bucks.
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sounds like poke her, which would be fun, but turns out theres cards involved and you can lose money.
I wanted to poke her in the ass but she wanted poker and won more money off me then i would have paid to just poke her.
by William S. Stephens April 22, 2006
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"Damn, Miss Cleo sure kicked my ass in that poker game."
by William Stephens April 22, 2006
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(originated in Chicago)
booty on a female that "pokes out" of her pants
damn fo' you see lil mama!?...That bitch had a muh fuckin POKER!
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The card game that keeps you hooked and takes all your savings until you live in your parent's basement.
Poker is like sex: the looser you are, the easier it is to get fucked.
by IPwnN00bs April 02, 2007
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A game which unfortunately has become very popular. All these newbies suck and are easy pickings. I guess that means guys like me that have been playing for 11 years can make even more money than ever.
Retard: All-In
Me: I call.
Retard: Read em and weep, two pair, 2's and 3's.
Me: Ace high flush. What the fuck were you thinking with three over cards and those four spades on the table?
Retard: I thought two pair was good.
Me: Just give me your money and never play again, you're a disgrace to the game. Fucking newbs.
by The Man In Black April 11, 2005
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