1) The addictive card game that will eventually be the ultimate downfall of about 10% of college students. There are hundreds of variations.

2) To slip the dick to a female in any orifice.
"Bob, what are you up to?"
"Oh, just starting this 20-page paper that I have due in 5 hours. Don't distract me!"
"Play some poker?"
"Fuck it, I'll play."

NEXT DAY:
"Bob, what are you up to?"
"Oh, just starting this 20-page paper that was due yesterday. Don't distract me!"
"Play some poker?"
"Poker? I barely even know her!"
by Nick D May 28, 2003
Top Definition
some thing for a fire to poke the fire wood or a card game wich usally involves gambling for money or not
let us play poker
by Speedy bob January 16, 2004
Consequence to the action of asking a girl or woman out on a date.
"You should invite her to dinner and poker"
by Flo January 27, 2004
Noun. A person, usually the female, that pokes a hole in a condom prior to sex with the intention of causing pregnancy, seemingly by accident.
Poor Billy's paying child support for 18 years after dating that poker.
by SunBug October 03, 2009
The act of sticking fingers up a girls virgina. Also, a very popular card game.

www.danspoker.com
I signed up for poker through www.danspoker.com whilst poking my girlfriend.
by danspoker September 25, 2011
what you call it when two people virtually "poke" each other on Facebook for a time period both users should be embarrassed of
You have poked Kaitlyn (about a minute ago)
Kaitlyn has poked you (4 seconds ago)
*Poke Kaitlyn*

You: "Damn that Kaitlyn! We keep playing poker!"
by Novakedy May 18, 2010
(originated in Chicago)
booty on a female that "pokes out" of her pants
damn fo' you see lil mama!?...That bitch had a muh fuckin POKER!
by JuanDiazBF May 12, 2010
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