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18.
A game which unfortunately has become very popular. All these newbies suck and are easy pickings. I guess that means guys like me that have been playing for 11 years can make even more money than ever.
Retard: All-In
Me: I call.
Retard: Read em and weep, two pair, 2's and 3's.
Me: Ace high flush. What the fuck were you thinking with three over cards and those four spades on the table?
Retard: I thought two pair was good.
Me: Just give me your money and never play again, you're a disgrace to the game. Fucking newbs.
by The Man In Black April 11, 2005
 
1.
some thing for a fire to poke the fire wood or a card game wich usally involves gambling for money or not
let us play poker
by Speedy bob January 16, 2004
 
2.
Consequence to the action of asking a girl or woman out on a date.
"You should invite her to dinner and poker"
by Flo January 27, 2004
 
3.
Noun. A person, usually the female, that pokes a hole in a condom prior to sex with the intention of causing pregnancy, seemingly by accident.
Poor Billy's paying child support for 18 years after dating that poker.
by SunBug October 03, 2009
 
4.
The act of sticking fingers up a girls virgina. Also, a very popular card game.

www.danspoker.com
I signed up for poker through www.danspoker.com whilst poking my girlfriend.
by danspoker September 25, 2011
 
5.
what you call it when two people virtually "poke" each other on Facebook for a time period both users should be embarrassed of
You have poked Kaitlyn (about a minute ago)
Kaitlyn has poked you (4 seconds ago)
*Poke Kaitlyn*

You: "Damn that Kaitlyn! We keep playing poker!"
by Novakedy May 18, 2010
 
6.
the act of poking someone.
"Poker? i hardly know her!"
by thatguy8007 November 09, 2009
 
7.
(originated in Chicago)
booty on a female that "pokes out" of her pants
damn fo' you see lil mama!?...That bitch had a muh fuckin POKER!
by JuanDiazBF May 12, 2010