A game which unfortunately has become very popular. All these newbies suck and are easy pickings. I guess that means guys like me that have been playing for 11 years can make even more money than ever.
Me: I call.
Retard: Read em and weep, two pair, 2's and 3's.
Me: Ace high flush. What the fuck were you thinking with three over cards and those four spades on the table?
Retard: I thought two pair was good.
Me: Just give me your money and never play again, you're a disgrace to the game. Fucking newbs.
some thing for a fire to poke the fire wood or a card game wich usally involves gambling for money or not
let us play poker
Consequence to the action of asking a girl or woman out on a date.
"You should invite her to dinner and poker"
Noun. A person, usually the female, that pokes a hole in a condom prior to sex with the intention of causing pregnancy, seemingly by accident.
Poor Billy's paying child support for 18 years after dating that poker.
The act of sticking fingers up a girls virgina. Also, a very popular card game.
I signed up for poker through www.danspoker.com whilst poking my girlfriend.
what you call it when two people virtually "poke" each other on Facebook for a time period both users should be embarrassed of
You have poked Kaitlyn (about a minute ago)
Kaitlyn has poked you (4 seconds ago)
You: "Damn that Kaitlyn! We keep playing poker!"
the act of poking someone.
"Poker? i hardly know her!"
(originated in Chicago)
booty on a female that "pokes out" of her pants
you see lil mama!?...That bitch had a muh fuckin POKER!