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1.
An alternative to smoking... very addictive and pricey.
Kid: I need $3.99 for a pack of pokemon cards.
Mom: I thought I got you to quit.
Kid: That's what you said about Dad's smoking!
by mega millions March 14, 2007
 
2.
a slang term for marijuana. used by stoners when they can't use any other common names for marijuana (pot, weed, ganja, bud, etc.) because of the presence of authority figures or people who oppose marijuana.
(as teacher walks by)

harold: hey man, you wanna buy some pokemon cards after school?

kumar: hell yeah man!
by The Fantastic Mr. Fox June 28, 2009
 
3.
Slang term for pot. Used to disguise the use of marajuana.
Lets go trade pokemon cards.
In other words..lets go light up.
by cornfields December 27, 2004
 
4.
nude pictures. internet slang term often used on forum boards in reference to " exposure " photos.
WHAT U GONNA GIVE ME NIGGA? MAKE BELIEVE THESE NUDES ARE POKEMON CARDS AND LETS TRADE!
by X-_x_-X December 11, 2009
 
5.
A very gay thing i use to collect when i was mollesting children
by London August 17, 2003
 
6.
A peice of cardboard with the picture of a gay cartoon Pokemon or poke'mon on it... popular with gay guys and 6-10 year olds.
6 Year old: Check out my new poke'mon cards i have a charlizardsuckcockgoodawesomeriggedmon it has 10000000000000 attack points.
by pokemon cards suck August 03, 2007