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5.
the way most adults or people who hate pokemon call pokemon
I like jamaicans because they never call pokemon "pokeman"
Person 1: Dude pokeman is gay.
person 2: number 0ne, it's called pokemon you Dipshit!
number Two, there is no gayness in pokemon (except when team rocket cross-dresses but thats a different story) so lay off you cock-sucking, mother-fucking son of a bitch!
by BlackWarGreymon October 01, 2006
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1.
Something to be shown to others.
"Let me show you my pokemans"
MY POKEMANS
let me show you them
by ttdi September 17, 2007
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2.
The wrong way to say PoKeMoN. Commenly used by parents to embarras kids.
Mom- Are you still playing with that Pokeman shit
Me- NO GOD DAMMIT MOM ITS CALLED POKEMON!!! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE, IM VACUUMING MY ROMM DAMMIT!!!
by Tri Force Agent February 16, 2004
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3.
wrong way of spelling pokemon. usually use by parents.
Principal: You cannot play pokeman at school.
Kid: its pokemon u fuckin retarded bitch.
by i fuck dogs for money September 24, 2004
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4.
The way Bill Cosby pronounces the word "pokemon."
NOTE: From the television series "Family Guy"
Bill Cosby: Now my good man, what do you like to play?
Child: Pokemon
Bill Cosby: Pokeman? Pokeman with the pokey and the man and the thing with the guy comes out of the thing and he makes a fahaheagabfahahah.
by Strick August 22, 2006
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6.
Usually used by adults, either to annoy their kids or to make the kids turn of their game boy. There is also digiman, which is another addition to the '-man' parent language.
Pokeman is where a boy with crossed eyes runs around with a yellow mouse. Sometimes he is in the company of a blue blob or something but for the most parts he's yelling- "I'm gonna catch all youz pokeman!"
by Shottie January 07, 2005
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7.
A misspelling of the word "Pokémon" that is common among older North American adults that did not grow up with video games, anime, and Japanese electronics.

Also a meme popularized by a picture of one cat holding a Game Boy Advance with a game slotted in, and telling another cat to "let me show you my pokemans".
<gnuwtey> Pokemon Diamond & Pearl, GETTO daze!
<nimda21> Hey, is that the new Pokeman game that came out?
<gnuwtey> It's "Pokemon", you know.
<nimda21> Hmm.
<gnuwtey> What's your ASL, anyway?
<nimda21> 47/m/Ohio. Why? What's yours?
<gnuwtey> *creeped out*
by Mr. Briggs November 30, 2009
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