when someone uses the poke feature on facebook to make a woman's vagina immediately begin to tingle and after a while cream herself
rosa pokes jeff

jeff pokes rosa back

rosa immediately creams herself

this is just the beginning of a poke war it continues until someone gives up
by niagrafalls January 30, 2010
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Top Definition
A back and forth battle utilizing Facebook's poking mechanism.
Ben will never win the poke war.
by Corrina March 06, 2007
Applies to the world of Facebook, where users have the ability to "poke" someone. This does nothing execpt informing the recepient of the poke has in in fact been poked. Then then poke back. And then the original poker pokes back the poke backer who then pokes back...etc etc. This is known as a poke war.
Poke wars accomplish nothing, except of course when one participant finally gives in, relinquishing their soul and any dignity that is attached to it.

Note: Poke wars can also be a semi-pathetic attempt at actually having human contact or just flirting in general without having to worry about following up in any way.
After 3 solid months of poking back and forth Cate finally relented and subjected herself to the ultimate humiliation of a poke war defeat.
by DazedDingo June 21, 2006
A poke war is facebook sex.
Guy: I've been in this poke war for like, 5 months
Girl: that is some intense facebook sex
Guy: It's great.
by Missygal8 February 25, 2010
A poke war is a Facebook activity that requires two people, where the two people continuously click "poke back," and refusing to deny the poke my clicking the X button. Poke wars can last for years.
Wow I can't believe Eliza has finally lost that poke war, she has been holding up strongly for years.
by tsport772 November 14, 2010
A grueling battle of wits and stamina. Opponents often develop 'poke-vision', ignoring important events and needs such as eating, sleeping, and writing PhD proposals.
Steve was locked in a poke war with Kate. He knew dinner was ready, but every time he went to leave the computer, that little red flag would pop up again and he'd have to poke back.
by Ilikecats456 February 09, 2012
A war between two facebook friends by incessantly poking each other in order to get the last poke.
Stian won the poke war.
by john.byrne.wishes. April 04, 2011
When people poke each other using facebooks poke app. There are 4 rules of pokewar

1. Using any type of poke script which automatically repokes your friends results in imediate loss.

2. If someone declares themselves the winner first, they win.

3. If one party makes a meme making fun of their opponent they win.

4. Anyone named Chris automatically loses. this rule supercedes all other rules.
"Hey dude, who won that pokewar?"

"It was over before it started. Chris always loses."
by Winner of the Internet September 20, 2013

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