When you wake up in the middle of the night with a raging boner, and you use it as a tool to determine if your girl is A.) awake and wants to please you. B.) asleep and wants to please you. or the most likely. C.) is now awake and has to pee.
I woke up with a huge hard on in the middle of the night, so I gave my bitch the poke test.
by Nuffer May 10, 2008