The ability to poke.
Speaks for itself really!
Stacey is oh so poke-able.
To poke some one virtually means that you push a button on a website that says "poke". Often you would be able to poke other people.
The "poke" button is a very annoying and stupid application that can (and will) drive people crazy.
Emil pokes Andrea because Emil thinks he is cool. Andrea pokes Emil back.
For every time Emil pokes Andrea, Andrea gets more and more pissed.
At some point Andrea will rage and poke even more. Finally Emil will get so pissed he pokes Andrea for real in both her eyes so she cant see the "poke" button anymore.
A timid poke is the result where one of two people is not yet ready for intercourse, but is willing to let the other person "put it in to see what it feels like." A timid poke, or TP for short, often leads to further intercourse, but occasionally represents the maximum achieved penetration.
I figured that if I could talk her into a timid poke I would be able seal the deal, but no dice.
|4.||Poke the bear|
A game from the TV Show "Scrubs" where two people passive-aggressively make fun of a person standing nearby, slowly getting more and more critical/personal with the person. The game ends when the person tries to call you on insulting them, or one of the players makes nervous eye contact with the person, giving it away.
Example of Poke the bear:
(Dr. Cox enters the room from the room of a patient he cannot diagnose)
J.D.: So Turk, yesterday i had this patient I could just not diagnose.
Turk: Wow you must have felt like a real jackass.
J.D.: I did feel like a jackass, but then I was able to figure out what was wrong with them because I'm not a jackass, I'm a good doctor... Oh hey Dr. Cox, how are things?
On facebook, one who is unfinger rape-able(Usually Celebrities because of the popularity). Very annoying if wanting to poke them.
Pamala Anderson has been poke so many times she had to become unpokable.
The Queen of England made her Facebook unpokable so she wouldnt get gang poked
the act of forming ur hand in the shape of a birds beak, and then jabbing someone with said hand, mimicking the action of a bird pecking u and when contact is made u yell out ANGRY BIRD! The only time u can pull this off is when u r trying to converse with a friend but their attention is on their stupid game of angry birds on their stupid iphone. Similar to a "fulmer poke"
I was telling jimmy about my weekend, but all he wanted to do was play angry birds on his iphone. so i angry birded him right in the neck and as he was gasping for air on the floor, not playing his game, i was able to finish telling him about my weekend
Something completely obvious. Something only a complete fuckin moron would not have known or been able to guess.
Dude 1: Hey, beer is good!
Dude 2: Well, that's kinda a no shitter dontcha think?