cooking porkchops 

lengthy masturbation sessions which result in the room taking on an unfavorable after-sex smell such as bologna or undercooked pork.

I know he's in there but he's not answering his door. He's obviously cooking porkchops in there.

cooking porkchops by J Kimball September 4, 2005

PORKCHOPS 

Large sideburns that go down the cheek

Elvis Presley had porkchops

PORKCHOPS by JAKE+LYNNE January 4, 2008

french porkchops 

a position in which two females begin laughing as they carress eachothers vaginas

"Hey babe, you wanna french porkchops"

french porkchops by StreetPunkKid December 13, 2008

Buttered Porkchops 

Slang term for a female using a lot of oil/lube as she masturbates using a produce, sex toy, or traditional number of fingers.

"Girl, you better have some buttered porkchops until your man get back. Ain't no lovin' like Tyrone's."

Buttered Porkchops by clairvoyanc October 28, 2011

Porkchops 

Gay men refer to a womans vaginal lips this way

I dont slide my pee-pee into no porkchops!

Porkchops by ESOH April 30, 2006

the porkchops 

balls a.k.a. testicles

she touched me in the porkchops

the porkchops by EZ2NV February 14, 2009