laser pointing 

When you pee in your girls' mouth from across the room

Isaac: Hey, were you with a girl last night?

Zach: Yea, we tried laser pointing, it was awesome!

laser pointing by Chanukah October 23, 2019

finger pointing 

To draw attention to something. Often used in terms of a person blaming something else. Fairly self-explanatory.

There has been a lot of finger pointing, but no one has yet found the one true cause of cancer.

finger pointing by Athene Airheart May 15, 2004

Pointin 

When you have to drop a deuce so bad it's pointin out of your dirtchute.

I barely made it to the shitter because I was pointin!

Pointin by The Vanilla Godzilla June 12, 2018

pointing percy at the porcelain 

The act of pointing one's penis towards the toilet bowl whilst standing. Usually accompanied by urination.

"Jeff, your dinner's ready!"

"Give me a minute! I'm just pointing percy at the porcelain!"

pointing percy at the porcelain by John Superman December 6, 2013

pointing Trent 

Refers to a widely circulated (among fans, at least) photo of Trent Reznor (more commonly known by his performance moniker, Nine Inch Nails) outside of a train station in Ausfhart, Germany in 2008 while on tour there.
In the picture, Trent is seen stading in front of the 'Ausfhart' sign, pointing up at it with a very uncharictaristically comical look on his face, obviously amused by the sound of the word, pronounced "Owws-fart". Thus, the pic is now simply refered to as 'pointing Trent'.

just go to nin.com, lolnin.com, or go ask pretty much anybody on any of the forums at echoingthesound.org and they will 'point' you in the right direction to find this photo.

Apparently, pointing Trent has the sense of humor of a twelve-year-old boy...Who knew?

Ausfhart.....hehehehe.

pointing Trent by NINerd January 17, 2009

Pointing the brie 

Verb: To cut the tip off of a wedge of brie cheese. This is impolite as brie should be cut along the radius.

Stop pointing the brie you social invalid!

Pointing the brie by ohazza November 10, 2010

rat pointing London style 

When two men forcibly insert their penises into either end of a rodent so that they meet in the middle while piping up low grade crack cocaine in a red phone box while watching EastEnders on a portable black and white TV.

(see also "rat pointing")

Mbutu's family had never forgiven him for getting caught rat pointing London style with his friend Rajiv.

rat pointing London style by Icy Mike February 7, 2005