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The last ten minutes before most of the clubs shut. This is when deperate lonely chumps get off their asses and hit the dance floor seeking easy prey for their sexual needs. During this short period it is not rare to see desperate males going beyond the "2 above - 2 below" points rule that is generally accepted.
Chump 1: "10 to 2 bois! Let's get some pussy on the go!"
Chump 2: "That bird is a 10 to 2 at best."
A sport played weilding a long-handled shovel used to whack a mostly deflated basketball (or like)as far as one can. The goal is to acumulate as many points as one can by hitting or "wrecking" an object placed at random. The farther away the object is (or smaller) the more points it is worth. The overall point of the game is to destroy the selected target.
Tips: Wear gloves. Moving or battery operated objects are more fun to wreck. If you can convince your friends mom to stand in as a target, that's worth major fucking points.
-"Hey bro where'd my limited edition collectible Furby go-"?
-"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Wreckball bra"
Soccer in the US
A highly respected sport in all countrys except for the US and Canada
For all you haters its harder then i looks
Go get in the goal and try to stop a ball goin 80mph that is kicked from 12yds away from you and try to block it or try to juke out eleven peolpe so that you can score. I bet that none of you football players can do it. Football should be called pussy ball
Football Player: Lets go play football
Futbol Player: That pussy sport? Lets play futbol
Football Player: That sport is gay
Futbol Player: Well i want to see you score points without being covered from head to toe with pads
First Date Face - Someone who just looooves to give face / eat pussy / dine at the 'Y' / muff-dive / munch cunt / perform cunnilingus / etc., etc., on the first date (or most likely, anytime at all) - Yummmm.
She: I hear you're an FDF!
He (or she): Oh, yeah... I'd absolutely love you to sit on my face tonight - just get it aaaaaall wet (and extra points if yer a squirter)!
A scale of 1-10 to rate your buddies on what type of "Bro" they are
Points may be added or deducted depending on the conduct of that "bro"
for instance if a guy is rated 3 on the bro scale he is not a very good friend where if he was rated a 9 he is a close buddy that is always there for you.
"Bro-Scale" may also be called when a guy acts not in a "Bro" manner. This can be said to him to let him know that he is losing points on the bro scale
Guy 1: you ready to get wasted tonite?
Guy 2:Nah I think im gonna stay in with my Girlfriend and watch the note book.
Guy 1: Bro-scale...
1) Overusing exclamation points in a vain and failing attempt to make your writing sound more exciting. Trying to put more "bang" in your prose, but looking instead like you have exclamation point diarrhea.
2) Obsessively talking about sex, or "banging." An oral disorder usually found in those who aren't actually having sex.
"Checking in with a bad case of 'bangorrhea' -- the official 'grammedical' term for exclamation-point overdose -- is Kanye West. In a single blog post, West used 188 exclamation points. At least we think it was 188. We tried counting and the ordeal made our eyeballs twitch." --Martha Brockenbrough, MSN Encarta columnist
"Did they do sharies? Did you watch? I do that all the time. Did they do tasties after? I do that all the time. Then did they have sex? I do that all the time."
"You have got a serious case of bangorrhea."
A wannabe faggot. A waggot is an effeminate straight or bisexual guy who purposely imitates all the gay male stereotypes to try to gain acceptance into the gay subculture.more...
This is usually the result of being socially rejected by his straight peers because of his effeminate looks or speech - guys would bully him and call him a pussy, and girls would sometimes talk to him but would never date him (even with his sensitive personality and good hygiene). This in affect gives them more in common with goths and emos than with the gay culture.
The ironic twist is that real gay guys rarely give waggots the time of day because even the most effeminate gay men out there consider waggots pansies, so waggots usually end up socially rejected by gays too - and in the end they're forced to find companionship with other waggots and straight girls who think they're funny but would never fuck them for their life.
Symptoms of waggotry:
*Decking out in makeup, women's clothing and tons of accessories - that don't even match and are in horrible taste. Real gay men don't actually cross-dress and unlike waggots they actually have a good fashion sense.
*Excessive use of emoticons and Valley Girl speak during texts and online cha...