| 22. | religion | ||
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Something that people use to comfort themselves from unpleasant truths such as the fact that life is pointless or that dead people will never be seen again.
Something that people will ignore when it conflicts with their own self interest as they do not actually care about their religion but only call on it when they need it such as when they are dying of cancer etc. This is testment to the fact that all humans are self centered motherfuckers who only want their needs satisfied and do not care about anyone elses. They are also only too glad to step on other people so they can make themselves feel superior. This is an example of when people will ignore their religion as it is conflicting with their own self interest even though their religioon tells them to love everyone but do they care- NO!!! One day I was out in town with a friend who claims to be a christian. There was a man outside a clothes shop collecting for charity. I gave some money and suggested she give some but she said no and proceeded into the shop and spent $90 on herself for clothes she doesn't need. What a shining example of a christian.
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| 23. | UD Rape | ||
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retards who use UD exclusively for:
1. posting pictures of themselves 2. not defining, but trash-talking various celebrities, bands, trends, etc. 3. one of the WORST...Trying to define a.their own names, b. other's names, or c.bragging or bitching about a stupid rich area in their town, d. or a school. These people must stop defining because they`re ruining UD. Oh, and stop putting links to your myspace, you pretentious twats. Personally, I`m an editor, and have been cracking down even more on UD rape definitons..So watch out SPAMers. The UD editors will keep your pointless definitions from ever being seen. Oh, and all of UD seems to be homophobic...Maybe I should make a pro gay definition and see how many thumbs down it gets! 1. "chek out this sexay pic of me...i am the queen of scene" --me <stupid image of some fugly fat chick with too much makeup on taking a snapshot of herself in the bathroom>
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2. OMFGZZ! Lyke FEMINEM iz soooo dum yallz! hez a FAG LMAO. him an dr dre giv eachother BLO JOBZ! LOLZ! 3. a. Jenine: The sexiest girl alive. Used for when someone is completely hot, sexy, and cool. Example: Person1:Look at that sexy girl, she's such a Jenine! b. Anna: a ReAlLy SlUtTy GuRL!!!!111! ShE hAs EvErY STD iN tHe BoOk!!!!!!11!!!! aLl TeH gUyZ uSe HeR fOr A qUiCk F*Ck!!1!! George: Conniver! He'll seem like he loves you! But then hell drop you like a lead ballon! Watch out girls, he's known for making out with the school slut in the bathroom! I hope he effin DIES! c. Winstonville: All the stupid, rich, jock, republican, slut christioans liv there! all their daddies buy them expensive cars for their sixteenth birthdays! they haev good parties because their parents are never thar! theyre always drunk! no one likes those stupid preps! the winstonville girls are skanks and wear their skirts so high you can see their thongs! d. St. Evans: All the girls are sluts and they gasp when you walk all over the emblem, but deny being there. They bitch about the uniforms but yet on free dress day they always wear the same high-collar preppy outfits! Skanks! blah blah blah blah blah Listen everyone: NO ONE GIVES A FUCK! IF YOU HATE THEM SO MUCH T... |
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| 24. | nigga moment | ||
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a nigga moment is when ignorance overwhelms the mind of an average male. to put it plainly, they act like niggas. nigga moments are unpredictable, an incident as mild as bumping into someone can quickly involve guns. but quickly, they de-evolve back into a mild annoying situation.they all end up bad. the police see two niggas with their guns drawn, and open fire. nigga moments are the third biggest killer, behind pork chops and F.E.M.A. white people are unaffected seeing as they think they are too good for it.
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one of the common misconceptions is that it can be avoided by avoiding every nigga. but niggas are crafty, they will find you. they are always around the corner. something every nigga moment needs is a serious nigga. also nyeuggahs may apply, on occasion. take for example a car accident. a blind old guy has just hit your car 7 times. you have two choices. you can walk away let insurance handle it, or you can fight with a dumb crazy old blind man. of course, if you are white, you will walk away. but statistics show that 90% of male african americans will fight the man. maybe he is beggining to resist the urge to indulge in a nigga moment. but then the crazy black guy st... |
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| 25. | carebear | ||
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The term coined in PvP (Player vs. Plaver)games when one earns the title for doing something completely and unneccesarily time consuming or pointless for the pitiful praise of strangers over the internet; also used in daily life to refer to someone who goes above and beyond the requirements of a task or quota to impress or suck up to a superior in the hope of earning societal respect. (NOTE: BY FITTING THE DESCRIPTION OF EITHER OF THESE DEFINITIONS ABOVE, THE NAME "CAREBEAR" WILL MOST LIKELY BE USED IN A DEGRADING OR DEMEANING CONNOTATION) Examples of "carebear" include:
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1.) Someone typing 0.o to symbolize the appearance of a carebear's eyes. 2.) In Diablo II, spending hours upon hours filling up 7 mules with godly ass items that you never intend to sell on the internet or give to a chobo. 3.) In World of Warcraft, gathering paladins together in a circle and doing a number crunch on the chance of survival before entering a lair of dragons. leeroy jenkins 4.) Baking cupcakes for a class to get extra credit when you already have an A+. 5.) Showing up at an organized Airsoft skirmish with a highly upgraded AEG, a spare AEG, 2 holsters with dual MAC 11's, army boots, tiger stripe camo, 1337 goggles, land mines, grenade launcher, trip mines, duffel bag full of 25,000 bbs, SAW rifle (m249 if ur a counter-striker nerd), 5 cans of green gas, automatic glock pistol w/ holster, chamber lubricant, binoculars, night vision monocular, optional scope for AEG, spare red dot scope, 3 hi-capacity magazines for each AEG holding about 300 bbs per clip, guille suit, finch knife, RAMBO knife (if ur extra carebear), and finally a boonie hat to top it off. 6.) Having every Pokemon card that exists...a... |
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| 26. | Flinkish | ||
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A word describing something inappropriate to the audience it's drawn/written/created for. Example: porn of a Cartoon Network show. It could be described as a remark about how it could impact adults' views on the show, how it could impact kids' views on the show, and how it could give the show a bad name.
Best examples are the pictures "The Puffer fish are afriad" and "Irken Facial" on Fanart Central. Let it be known that I WARNED YOU not to look at them.
"Gees, those pictures are flinkish!" |
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| 27. | ipop | ||
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Something that is only popular because it is popular, not being superior to similar items in any way. Usually also ridiculously overpriced due to it being perceived as a "status symbol" by the mainstream. The iPod is the prime example of this phenomenon and has therefore given rise to the term.
Kid 1: Yo dude check out my sweet new iPod it holds 4 billion songs, 5 years of video, cooks and does the dishes! Kid 2: Pfff...thats ipop u should have saved your cash for some booze fool! |
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| 28. | the gates | ||
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the gates, a rather famous art exhibit hitting the city of new york last winter, featuring large "saffron" panels of fabric on square frame, was most famous for its utter lack of point. While some art critics loved cristo's open-ended declaration of art, of allowing the viewers to make up their own meanings for the exhibit, others, and many civillians, were stuck by the utter meaninglessness of the project, as the pieces of fabric resembled lawn decorations.
also, more broadly, an example of anything utterly useless and ridiculous, on a grand scale. I went to see the gates in central park last year, and didn't understand it.
This is as useless as the gates, man. |
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