Top Definition
a lazy, wealthy arrogance; a ball of fluff, two faced
example :{a fattened furry dog that refuses to move for traffic)

The seat cushions make me feel poif.

You Big poif!

He said he'd backed me up but turned out to be a poif in the end.
by Juanvelle Allen Dillard June 18, 2006
The noise made by a soft foam object, such as a nerf ball or foam pointing finger-hand, when it hits or prods something.
* Picks up foam Devil's axe
* Pokes at John with it
*poif* *poif*
by Spoofnet November 20, 2011
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