porned out

When you have watched so much porn that it has become boring.

I'll check out the urban dictionary instead of porn sites tonight I'm porned out.

porned out by benth February 19, 2010

PornedOut 

Pornedout is the act of watching too much porn and then becoming disinterested for several days until once again, the fever returns.

Lisa: Last night I went for a clip and realized I was pornedout. I'm just not feeling it. I will try again in a few days.

PornedOut by Natasha Love September 12, 2013

poned in the zoink 

When someone acts too smart and then gets burned subsequently

My girlfriend tried to prank me by scaring me, but I knew that she was going to so I crept up on her and scared her instead. She got poned in the zoink.

poned in the zoink by greatnirodh123 January 28, 2021

Post-pooned

Post-pooned: ppp (past passive participle) from the trans. verb "post-poon," meaning to deny someone access to a woman's poon, i.e. vagina.

The female version of "cockblocked."

My friend Gloria, who is a lesbian, was telling me about meeting this awesome chick at Home Depot. But when she tried to get her number, Gloria's hot friend Kaitlyn, who is also a lesbian, barged in and totally post-pooned her.

Post-pooned by Bobby Eaton July 24, 2011

powned 

A complete mispelling of an already mispelled word....pwned. People only use this spelling of the word when they are trying to be extra-retarded.

"I powned Jameel in Counterstrike"
"Your momma got powned last night"

powned by JameelVega October 6, 2005

porned 

v. to shorten the lifespan of a computer significantly by viewing excessive amounts of pornography. Very similar to catching a STD but for your computer. Making it extremely complicated and frustrating to stream music, movies or any website.

enducing your computer into a pornographic "coma"

bro 1: "Dude did you jump on the computer and watch the new episode of Tim and Eric?"
bro 2: " I would thoroughly enjoy that but I've porned my computer to death

porned by frankyfarts May 20, 2010

poned 

To ram in the ass; to buttfuck in a gay or lesbian manner. Not to be confused with the word pwned as they do in fact mean two entirely different things.

I poned you (I buttfucked you).

You just suffered some major ponage! (You just suffered some major ass-rammage).

poned by blackholedying October 12, 2008