no-pocalypse
I wish I could go to your no-pocalypse party but since the Rapture didn't happen, I need to do my homework. Bummer!
no-pocalypse by kathcom October 4, 2011
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Fem-pocalypse
Fem-pocaplyspe:
- is the END of the naturally functioning modern global society due to hyper-masculinization of woman and hyper-feminization of men, and the END of traditional gender roles, which is also characterized by the preferential treatment of women combined with shameless bashing of men and bashing of all things male by both men and women
- is the END of the naturally functioning modern global society due to hyper-masculinization of woman and hyper-feminization of men, and the END of traditional gender roles, which is also characterized by the preferential treatment of women combined with shameless bashing of men and bashing of all things male by both men and women
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Ex.
Jim: Did you hear about the dude in Australia that had his junk bitten by his crazy woman while HE was sleeping?
Bob: Yes.
Jim: Did you hear how HE was given 3 months in jail and a $2000.00 fine, and SHE was not charged with biting his penis and making it bleed?
Bob: Yes.
Jim: Why do you think that is?
Bob: Oh, that is easy. It is a just sign of the Fem-pocalypse.
Ex.
Jim: Did you hear about the dude in Australia that had his junk bitten by his crazy woman while HE was sleeping?
Bob: Yes.
Jim: Did you hear how HE was given 3 months in jail and a $2000.00 fine, and SHE was not charged with biting his penis and making it bleed?
Bob: Yes.
Jim: Why do you think that is?
Bob: Oh, that is easy. It is a just sign of the Fem-pocalypse.
Fem-pocalypse by GlennyJ December 17, 2013
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Popocalypse
When a society at large knows more about pop-culture than their own history.
One of the many signs of the apocalypse.
One of the many signs of the apocalypse.
Friend: Most Americans can't name the last six presidents, but they can tell you the names of the last six American Idol winners.
Me: I know. It's the effing popocalypse.
Me: I know. It's the effing popocalypse.
Popocalypse by canned hiss March 9, 2009
poopocalypse
If the boss finds out you called in sick and went to the beach all day it'll be the poopocalypse.
If dad finds that bag of pot hidden in your room there's gonna be a poopocalypse.
If dad finds that bag of pot hidden in your room there's gonna be a poopocalypse.
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picocalypse
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PostDocalypse
The cultural epoch accompanying the impending collapse in prestige of higher education as vast oversupplies of professional academicians epically fail at life vying for imaginary positions in nonexistent job markets for debt-laden intellectuals who know absolutely nothing about anything that is capable of turning a profit
“I was certain that ... once I racked up $120K in debt on 5 years of Ivy League undergrad and then wasted the earning potential of my 20’s surviving on Ramen in a post grad program preparing to piss away all future job prospects obtaining a PhD in ideological bullshit ... surely I would finally be positioned to achieve true fulfillment in the 2nd half of my life.”
— earliest known suicide note of the PostDocalypse, written circa 2019 on the back of a FAFSA print out
— earliest known suicide note of the PostDocalypse, written circa 2019 on the back of a FAFSA print out
PostDocalypse by Jarretocracy July 18, 2019