An awesome Japanese snack, consisting of a biscuit-like stick dipped in chocolate, strawberry cream, and many other flavors. Some feel that this is the "Otaku's" favorite snack.
Pocky also has the power to make many non-fangirls nearly explode in a flurry of madness. A theory about this is that eating pocky somehow triggers a fangirlish reaction in people. While normal fangirls stay mostly the same, because they rarely chain up their inner fangirl, nonfangirls cannot restrain their inner fangirls, and are so unused to the great sensation, that they go so crazy they nearly combust.

((Yes, this is my theory.))
Me: Yay, I just got some pocky.
Non-fangirl: What's pocky?
Me: A really good Japanese snack. You wanna try some?
Non-fangirl: Sure *eats pocky*
.5 seconds later
Non-fangirl: OHMYGAWD, THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD, I LOVE IT IT IS MY NEW FAVORITE FOOD, GIVE ME MORE!!!!!!!
Me: No way, you're effing crazy
Non-fangirl: I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT IT
Me: *backs away slowly* Well, I'll just be leaving.
by HirumaKooru February 15, 2009
The most amazing candy/food to have ever been invented.

A word to describe anything amazing, excellent, awsome, ect.
That movie was so Pocky!
by Somethin_Surreal April 24, 2010
To become "Pocky" or "Pockiness" occurs when an individuals hair is puffy and frizzy and does not look as if it has been maintained. Hair can become Pocky out of humidity or by leaving your hair in a natural state.
"You're hair is really pocky today, maybe you should straighten it!"

"It's starting to rain; cover your hair incase it starts to pock up"
by VickySue December 31, 2009
1) Asian pastry
2) Gay sex, instead of bagels
He is so addicted to pocky. But that other guy hasn't even tried it.
by Antiphobic January 17, 2009
1. Weaboo chow.

2. Compressed sawdust dipped in raw sewage
Person 1: What in the hell are you eating...?
Person 2: SHH! NARUTO IS ALMOST ON, SHUT UP AND LET
ME EAT MY POCKY, DESU!

by Candyass April 19, 2007
Disgusting chocolate/strawberry sawdust on a stick, another byproduct of Japanese ingenuity and efficiency.

Hoarded widely by wapanese and asiaphiles.

Note: In approximately 2.857 seconds following the posting of this definition, a lynch mob of pasty white men would have assembled before my door in retaliation for my "treasonous assault" on "my" own race, for they cannot distinguish the differences between me, and other members of the so called "genetically superior asian supermen".
Japanese Pocko Executive: Johnno Armostrongo-San, what do we do with all this extra leftover sawdust from the logging ventures in China?

John Armstrong: Just condense it into chocolato-flavored twigos and sell it to the stupido Americanos.

Japanese Pocko Executive: Hahaha! You very smarto Armostrongo-San!

Meanwhile, back in a "Emerika" Ranch 99 Supermarket (the best place for imported asian goods)...

Wapanese: Nacho-Jizz flavored Pocky. Liek, OMG, !!!!111221111!!!??!!! SQUEEEE!

Japanese native (visitor to America): Kowaii baka... *shakes head*.
by Chang Tan March 03, 2005
A delicious snack. The chocolate pocky (My favorite) is a breadstick type thing covered in chocolate.
Dude, we have to pick up some pocky on the way to the Anime con.
by Vinnie October 21, 2003

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