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pocketsneak 

The act of being sneaky, making yourself as small as possible so no-one knows whats going on. You will never know if you have been pocketsneak(ed).
We gonna go and pocketsneak some peeps tonight.

or

We pocketsnuck like champs last night.
pocketsneak by pocketgod October 9, 2005

Pocket Size 

A girl who is quite small, she is over 7" smaller than the guy
Damn, that girl is pocket size. She is so small, you could pick her up and put her in your pocket
Pocket Size by Big Bird is Daffy October 18, 2009

Pocket Size Stow Away Gay 

A pocket gay that you pull outta pocket when u need ur dick sucked or a hole to drop ur load in. Then send him back to his cubby under the stairs till he’s needed again.
“What happened to that cutie I saw you with last night? “. “You mean my pocket size stow away gay? He got mouthy with me so I sent back to his broom closet”.

Pocketizer 

When you keep a snack in your pocket just Incase you get hungry before dinner
Liz: I’m starving and it’s only 3 o’clock

Jen: I’ve got a pocketizer if you need it.

Liz: that would be great

Jen: (reaches in her pocket and pulls out some snacks for Liz)
Pocketizer by FunkyValleyMom August 7, 2018

pocketries 

general thing that you keep in your pocket i.e. mobile, wallet.
have you got your phone?
oh shit, i left all my pocketries at home
pocketries by Fionn Lavery June 9, 2005

Pocketslide 

A pocketslide occurs when someone, often someone unfortunate, has a lot of content in their pockets, and when they for example sit down, all their pocket-content falls out.

When this happens on a bus, it is called a busfuck, because the bus pretty much fucked you by doing a really sudden turn. This can also be referred to as a floor sweep because all of the contents will fall down on the floor and "sweep" the floor as it slides down the isle.
D:What's got you so down?
S:Pocketslide... Ten packs of condoms just flew down the isle.
D:Lol, what you need those for?
S:Sex...lol...
D:Funny guy
S:No, seriously, i use these for sex
D:No you don't, pornhub premium member
S: Stfu
Pocketslide by ijustcame December 4, 2009