The act of masturbating like a ninja. One leans over a table, with one hand on the table, tucks his "fireman" between his legs and moves his leg up and down while smiling like he's just doing nothing but hanging out.
The hot new intern walked by, so I did the old pocket rocket right then and there during the business meeting, with no one the wiser.

I saw a cute nun at Church and did the old pocket rocket during the "Hallelujah" hymn.
by JesusWasAGayBlackHomosexual December 01, 2010
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a small vibrating dildo.
"That chick is packin a pocket rocket
by RelaxedCrazyMan November 22, 2003
A petite, vivacious woman.
Shes a little pocket rocket (meaning pint-sized hot chick).

Petite enough to fit in your pocket, able to make you go off like a rocket.
by slowlyslowlycatchymonkey June 02, 2011
A pair of aces in your hand, in a game of Texas Hold 'Em poker.
In "Rounders", Teddy KGB was dealt pocket rockets, with which he took down Matt Damon (A9) with an aces-over-nines boat to his nines-over-aces.
by Nick D November 24, 2003
Small devices which were invented around WWII era. They were built to look like pens, but are actually small missles that propel themselves through the air, hopefully landing in the eye of an opposing human.
Jorge F. Sanchez was killed using pocket rockets.
by Strick August 21, 2006
doing or having a pocket rocket is masterbating or "wanking/jacking off" inside ones own pocket, simply accomplished by reaching into the pocket of ones trousers, also known as a stealth wank. can be performend in public if user has masterd the techniqe.
this is an easy was to pleasure ones self while staying annonymus.
guy 1: dude why are you pulling a face
guy 2:we have lift off
guy 1:awww no way...POCKET ROCKET
A small caliber pistol that can fit in a person's front pocket
My conceal /carry is a pocket rocket
by Huey p long March 02, 2015
12ed-13lue back in 2005 had it spot on. The original "pocket rocket" was indeed Henri Richard of the HABS/Montreal Canadiens. Since then I have NEVER heard a term so abused and misused.
A sentence...yes thats easy... the pocket rocket scored on the blackhawks twice in game 7 in 1971 to win the Stanley Cup. (hence I hate that term pocket rockets)
by Nite Lite December 30, 2015

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