Poopy Asshole Nigga Fart Phobia 

The fear of having an unclean asshole after pooping, often causing you to wipe more than usual.

Robby - "Why did you take so long in the bathroom"
Todd - "Sorry my Poopy Asshole Nigga Fart Phobia makes me stay in the bathroom for a long time"

Poopy Asshole Nigga Fart Phobia by SimpCity December 15, 2019

jake paul phobia 

A fear of the cancerous youtuber Jake Paul coming to your house to start dabbing on them haters

Jake Paul Phobia scared Jimmy from watching YouTube

jake paul phobia by Tobiathin September 16, 2017

Chrząszczyżewoszyce, powiat Łękołody

Birthplace of Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz, main protagonist in Polish film "How I Unleashed World War II". Franek Dolas is captured by the German army and is later questioned. To make life difficult for these officers, he purposely uses a fake name Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz to confuse them, and after the officers take pains spelling out his name, he again intentionally uses a fake place Chrząszczyżewoszyce, powiat Łękołody as his birthplace.

Officer: "where were you born?"
Franek: "Chrząszczyżewoszyce, powiat Łękołody"

Chrząszczyżewoszyce, powiat Łękołody by thattallcelloguyliu December 20, 2021

cop-phobia 

The fear of law enforcement types. A dread of any police. Paranoia towards a badge and gun carrier.

As the driver glanced into the rear view mirror while waiting for a red light to turn green, they saw a patrol car pulling up behind them. Instantly their cop-phobia kicked in.

cop-phobia by jpg3 September 16, 2015

pobang 

A men's haircut that features bangs. Like the Caesar, but longer in the front. Often wet looking, it's seen mostly in the South.

"Wow, you should have seen all of the pobang haircuts I saw at the Rascal Flatts concert last night."

pobang by Casey Flanagan September 23, 2005

Voice Mail Phobia 

When you are literally scared to death to check your voice mail because you feel you are certain there is bad news in your voice-mail you do not want to hear or do not want to confront.

Elena: "Uncle Carmine have you checked your voice mail? I can't leave you any more voice mails because your mail box is full!"

Uncle Carmine: "No Elena I have not as I have been diagnosed with Voice Mail Phobia"

Voice Mail Phobia by Don Gesu (Zio Carmine) November 3, 2010

Homo Phobian 

A species that resemble humans (Homo Sapiens) but is less intelligent because they don't have the Sapien part which means wise. They can be easily distinguished by foul behaviors such as throwing their feces at Homo Sapiens, especially when the Homo Sapiens wears rainbow accessories. Rainbow triggers them like muleta triggers bulls, they get maaaaaddddd.

Ewww a Homo Phobian threw his poo on my new jacket...

Homo Phobian by Yodalollollol March 26, 2022