| 1. | po-dunk-ass | ||
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A term used to describe any area that someone would live in that is old-fashioned, trashy, run-down and just nasty. Usually accompanied by the word "town." Janice thies supports a whole po-dunk-ass town with the gravitational field supports by her fat sassage slap-lovin ass.
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| 2. | Scurry, Tx | ||
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A small, po-dunk little town where the teenagers have nothing better to do than get pregnant, smoke pot, do coke and drink until they can't stand up anymore. The same goes for Kaufman and Crandall Carlos: Hey Tom, let's go to Scurry, Tx! You know there's some bad ass party's out there.
Tom: I dunno Carlos, I think I did too much crack the last time we went out there. |
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| 3. | Lake Dallas | ||
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Lake Dallas Youth:
A city consisting of 75% stoners/emo, 2% hawaiian, 10% ass holes/bitches, and 3% prudes, & 10% regular kids that just wanna get the hells outta this po dunk town! Had a herpes Epidemic in '06 at the middle school.Preps throw ragers and have sloppy sex with each other. often with the aid of roofies.Thus giving this town one of the highest teen pregnancy ratings in texas. GO FALCONS! "Lets not stop in Lake Dallas to avoid getting an STD"
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| 4. | Morrow County | ||
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A rural county in central Ohio. Where the water tastes like eggs, and if your basement floods you can go "muddin" in it. Filled with madddd Jamie Lynn Spears wannabe's (except hit as fuck, and way more likely to be a pregnancy predator When Bob's cattle get out, everyone knows who they belong to and helps put them back You get pulled over and everyone in town asks you about it the next day because they heard it all on their police scanner... despite everything, not nearly as bad as Galion or Crestline I grew up in Morrow County and i kant spall kollage....but it's okay because my mom taught me how to be a pregnancy predator so I'm all set :)
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| 5. | Babson Park | ||
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A shithole town that is home of Webber International University. Possibly the most boring place on Earth surrounded by orange groves and Mexicans. Living in Babson Park makes me wanna go eat a bullet.
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