Yer maw punts coonsil 

Scottish insult: "your mother is a drug dealer"

Counterpart to "yer da sells avon". Often used in verbal attacks, can also be used in retaliation to previous insult.

Yer = your
Maw = mother
Punt = sell/offload
Coonsil = council; cheap, very low quality drugs (usually cocaine) typically prepared in someone's kitchen/basement

See also: yer da sells the avon

"Awa talk shite, yer da sells avon ya roaster"

"Aye well yer maw punts coonsil n aw, prick"

"Cunt"

Yer maw punts coonsil by purefanny565 February 3, 2017

putsch 

A sudden overthrow of government done by a smaller supposedly weaker body using illegal means.

Adolf Hitler's Beer Hall putsch, and George Bush's Florida putsch.

putsch by jesster79 February 2, 2006

Putseed

When ur pizza rolls r done

Hey hey hey don’t go in my shed

What

Wait I need to go get my pizza rolls they are putseed
Oh ok

Putseed by ryan_schenk May 15, 2019

Pnuttn 

The name of an online cult leader that has gained huge popularity on discord. He has his own Discord server named "Pnuttn's Cult". Also the name of an emoji.

Are you a member of the Pnuttn Cult?

Yes I am and I love it!

Pnuttn by Pnuttn March 14, 2022

Putsovagalism 

Putsovagalism: puts the PEOPLE in screenshots

Putsovagalism: Putsovager Cyka Blyat

Putsovagalism by Skramp July 18, 2020

*Puts on Sunglasses* 

A rapidly spreading meme that originally came from CSI:Miami. Horatio would say a sarcastic/corny/funny/stupid line and then put on his sunglasses. Right after this, the theme song for the show would blare "YEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!". This is now used to signify something funny or corny yet to come

"These charity people keep calling!" "It Looks like" *Puts on Sunglasses* "They give charity a bad name" YEAAAHHHHH!!!

*Puts on Sunglasses* by Some Random Dude with a Guitar October 8, 2010

poutsila 

Greek slung
Poutsos is dick in Greek.Poutsila is the characteristic odour of the dick-balls after 2-3 days with no shower (it increases with time).
You also use the word if you are in a place that is full of men

Po po malaka this party smells poutsila there is not a single woman here

I went to the toilette and I realised I have ti have a shower today as the whole place smelled poutsila.

poutsila by panossak March 2, 2009