Pissed at Men Syndrome
Girl: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Boy: wtf did i do? youre PMS-ing
Girl: im sorry i love you!
Boy: i love you too
Girl: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BITCH!
Pissed at Men Syndrom
oh my god, she was PMSing so bad at school with guys!
Pi ssed off at
Occurs a little before or during a girl's period. It basically makes you feel like crap for anywhere from 2 to 5 days.
Let me put it this way, if men had to deal with this, the international suicide rate would be a lot higher.
It can causes any or many of the following symptoms: mood swings, low self esteem, headaches, cramps from Hell, bloating, snapiness, fatigue, muscle/joint aches, food cravings, heightened thirst, nausea, stomachaches, more frequent crying, insomnia, boob tenderness, acne break outs, or even nightmares.
I don't suggest teasing your girlfriend while she's go through this.
Girls may celebrate its completion with ice cream.
Jeez, PMS blows. This headache's been going on all day!
Dude, don't mess with Stacy right now, she's PMSing. She'll bite your head off!
The act of getting high and eating everything in sightt, until you realize that your stomach cannot hold anymore food and that you are about to gag
Dude, i got super stoned and ate everything in te fridge, Im suffereing from PMS (Post Munchie Sydrone) and i have to take a major sh*t
A time of the month just before a girl's period where she's either really horny or really angry.
Girl: Let's get it o....get away from me, douchebag!"
Boy: Damn you, PMS.
Pre or Post-Midnight Snack:
It is a humorous term intended to be confused with the scientific Pre-Menstrual Syndrome (the original PMS), especially when used by a male.
Mike: Man, my PMS was really delicious.
Mike: My Post-Midnight Snack.
Joe: Wha-? Ohh.
Phil: I think I'll have my PMS soon.
Linda: Jerk! Are you making fun of me?
Phil: What? No! I'm just gonna heat up my Pre-Midnight Snack!
Linda: Hahaha, that's... clever.
Parked Motorcycle Syndrome
When you have not ridden your motorcycle in a long period of time, and are going through withdrawal.
Usually occurs during the winter.
Guy: Man I wish I could go riding!
Other guy: I see you have PMS.