And the thing is guys are right, girls are crazy ass bitches when they are pmsing but they complain about girls using pms as an excuse to bitch and not give blow jobs or have sex. Hey how bout you try getting repeatedly getting kicked in the balls and gut while having a cotton stick shoved up your ass and act normal.
It's not that big of a deal if you give girls a little space when she's being bitchy and not complain bout getting no ass.
girl: I hope you drop dead
guy: jeez your a real bitch
girl: go away
guy: this sucks balls
girl: *pulls out a knife
guy: oh jeezus she's pmsing
if your a kid build a bomb shelter with enough food to last you sevel days. and prepare for ww3.
if you have a g friend do all of the following buy her flowers every day and be her slave until it is clear then you might get laid.
Her: SURE! Sounds great!
Her: Do i look okay?
Me: Of course! You look fine, lets go.
Her: No, i dont want to, i look ugly, my nose is huge, and i have zits everywhere.
Me: Really, you look fine, come on lets go.
Her: STOP BEING SO PUSHY! God just leave me alone!
Me: Just go take a Midol miss PMS, and lets go.
*A way to avoid PMS is to have PMS. Let me explain.
To Avoid Pre Menstrual Syndrome (PMS) you should have Pre Marital Sex (PMS).
And by the way.... Men are right about PMS, I am a complete Psycho Bitch when I have PMS! And I think everyone around me when I'm PMSing suffers more than me! Duh, it's not that bad for me, thats why they make Midol! But I do have a correction, it's not just men us PMSing women get mad at, its any person or object that pisses us off for any reason.
Me: Yeah. I was PMSing.
My Shrink:O. Nevermind then, that explains it all!!
"What did you say bitch!?!?!" bloody mary
"I didn't say anything." said billy boob
"THATS WHAT I THOUGHT BITCH" said bloddy mary