P: Pre. M:Menstrual. S: Syndrome
Part Monster Syndrome
Pity Me Syndrome
Pain and Murder Syndrome
PMS is when a girl's (who has gone through puberty but not reached menopause) uterus sheds its nasty ol' layer of mucus and blood because her egg hasnt been fertilized that month. That's the technical term.
Here's what it means for us guys out there: WATCH YOUR BACK. These crazy moodswings and temper tantrums will get you to hell faster then you can say "PLEASEDONTSTABMEWITHTHEKNIFE". Just stay back and don't try to help, cuz that makes it worse. You really can't fix it, and then the girl just gets all pshycho bitch sensitive and either A. Shuns you B. Yells at you C. Starts crying or D. Pulls out her concealed weapon. PMS is something girls gotta live with and guys gotta live with (yes, i acknowledge that girls have the worse part of the deal, but A. that is not our fault so don't take it out on us and B. we can't do anything about it so don't take it out on us even more for trying our best to help.)
Girl: Oucheeee i have cramps!
Guy: Aww baby lemme try and make you fell a lil better!
Girl:...what did you say?
Guy:I just said i wanted to make you feel better =)
Girl: DON'T EVEN TRY, OK? GOD MEN ARE SO INSENSITIVE. CAN'T YOU SEE I'M IN PAIN??!?!
Guy: I know you are, I'm just trying to help!
Girl: Pulls out concealed weapon (told you she'd do it!) GET OUT!!!!!!
Guy: This is my house...
Girl: Don't get sassy with me!
Girl: *sigh* I'm so tired! (collapses on floor)
Guy: Are you ok???
Girl: *Wakes up* how DARE you wake me up from my nap! *starts crying* I love you so damn much!
Guy: What the hell
Girl: DON'T YELL AT ME!
Guy: I'm outta here...
Girl: DON'T LEAVE ME PLEASE! I'M SO LONELY!!!...hmmm I WANT SOME CAKE. No, i'm too fat! Am I too fat? YOU THINK I'M FAT!
Guy: I'll be back in a week...*shakes fist angrily* CURSE YOU PMS!!!
January 23, 2008 Urban Word of the Day
A powerful spell that women are put under about once every month, which gives them the strength of an ox, the stability of a Window's OS, and the scream of a banshee. Basically, man's worst nightmare.
OMFG! SHE HAS PMS!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!! *explosions and screams*
The woman's "time of the month" when her uterus sheds its lining because her monthly egg isn't fertilized and dies.
The worst time to be around a woman, because she becomes an irrational psycho bitch which froths at the mouth with rage and seeks to destroy anything which stands in her way.
I'd rather be in Hell than to be around a womsn with PMS.
a time when you should avoid all women; major moodswings; i.e. watch your back, ho.
Girl: I hate you!
Boy: What did I do?
Girl: Oh my god, I love you!
The transformation of woman to beast, occurring once every month. Similar to the werewolf, a PMSing woman becomes a dog-like creature capable only of eating, sleeping, barking, annoying the neighbors, and leaving messes that she expects you to clean up.
Adam probably accepted the forbidden fruit from Eve, because she was premenstral. Can't say I blame him; I'd choose the wrath of God over a woman with PMS any old day.
Pre-Menstrual Syndrome. An array of symptoms that comes from a hormonal upset as a woman's body prepares to either become pregnant or expel an unfertilized ovary. Can involve cramping, water retention, mood swings, spontaneous stimulation, etc.
PMS is no fun for anyone.
innate bitchiness of a woman between age 9 and age 56 just before her period
they call it PMS because the expression Mad Cow was already taken
PMS stands for premenstrual syndrome, but it can even occur during or after menstruation. Symptoms of PMS include abdominal cramps, bloating, irritability, breast tenderness, occasional cravings for sweet or very salty foods, and hormonal imbalances that cause mood swings.
Since males don't have periods, they act like insensitive jackasses when the women around them are suffering from PMS. Those stuck-up dickless monkeys can't get any ass, so they call their girlfriends bitches and blow everything out of proportion. Sure, sometimes PMS can cause a girl to get a little bitchy, but those douchebags act like a PMSing woman is a nuclear bomb that's been unleashed on the city. All they think about is themselves, they don't even give a crap when their girl is crying out in pain because the girl is just "being a dramatic bitch".
A guy will accuse a girl of PMSing even if she gets mad at him for something that's his own fault, such as being a complete dickhole.
Sally: Bob, you look stupid with those pencils in your nose.
Bob: You bitch!! Why are you acting like a psycho?! You must be PMSing!!!
Sally: WTF are you talking about, you moron?
Bob: RUN AWAY SHE'S FOAMING AT THE MOUTH!!!!!! OH MY GOD SHE'S GONNA RIP MY LEGS OFF!!!!