1.What really cool/useful people type in Instant Messengers and forums because it's obviously too much trouble to type three extra letters. In fact, we should change all instances of the letters "ease" to "z" in the English language, since, apparently, they make the same sound.

Another way of saying the word 'please'.

A short word for please.

History:

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A word used by n00bs, often used to obtain free stuff.

What you say if one of the following is a personal goal. One of the most disturbing, darkest things on the internet to this very day.

Living proof a word invented for politeness, can be twisted into a vile abomination. This horrid word runs rampant in World of Warcrack I've learned, usually created from the typing of nublings, and gold beggars, occasionally someone begging for power-leveling too.

Being level 40+ gives you a 20% chance of this terrible word, making contact with your monitor, being 50+ raises it by 10%, being 60% raises it by yet another 10%, and when you hit 70 the total chance becomes 99%. My deepest sympathies to all who encounter this terrible plague.

1. Annoy the living (insert profanity here) out of someone.

2. Manipulate the victim (said receiver of the message) through reverse psychology.

3. Make someone blind just by reading the word itself.

4. Prove that a misspelled "please" is counterproductive if you're trying to be polite.

5. Raising the blood pressure of all who rea...

A half assed way of saying please. The correct way to abbreviate would be 'pls'.

Shorter word for "pillz"
A noobs way of asking for druggie pills.

A way to confuse the nubz.