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1. ETD (Electronically Transmitted Disease)
To send a bug to everyone in your friends list in under 45 seconds
clicking a link not knowing what will happen then having it cause your friends to become unaware of inheriting an ETD (Electronically Transmitted Disease)
2. Runescape
Warning: This game sucks.Seriously, if you want to throw your life down the drain, there are better ways. Like heroin. You play it once, think "OK, this game has shit ass graphics, horrible gameplay, the worst lag I have ever seen in my entire life, but there's lots of things to do." So you continue playing it, until you become completely obsessed. So obsessed, some people bring ther labtops to school to play runescape at lunch and spares, stay up until three in the morning playing runescape in their closets and actually pay money to play. If you play Runescape, stop now. There are better things to life.

Defintion: A game developped by Jagex, affectionately refferred to as "Fagex". The game itself is a jumble of terrible graphics, awful gameplay and the most repetetive skill system I have ever seen. All you do is click on things! But it doesn't stop there. Oh no. The community is the worst I've ever seen, and that includes MapleStory. Let me paint you a picture.

Typical Runescape screen messages
dragonslayer67: pAYING 6000 GPS FOR CEX!
Iamcoolknight: THAT WAS MY $#%$IN COAL NOOB!
pwnerguy11: Lol u only lvl 10
Iamcoolknight: I HAVE LEVEL 108 BUT HE BAN! NOOB! MOTHER *&^#IN NOOB!
pwnerguy11: Lol you $%# I pwn you
pwnerguy11:F
Pwnerguy11:U
Pwnerguy11:C
Pwnerguy11 K You noob!
dragonslayer67: plz b my gf. give gps
girliemage78 (who's really a guy)K
dragonslayer67: (gives GP) K now gimme cex plz
(girliemage78 runs away)

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3. beyonce
1.Beatiful black amazing singer slash ok dancer, she uses her ass to make people think she can dance better than she actually does,slash terrible actress no wait after dream girls she managed to work her way up to just a bad actress.

2.More than likely to be included in the top 10 biggest hypocites of the 21st century.

3.Contradicts herself more than the entire Jackson family alone

4.Bird brain with a fucked up weave 90% of the time

5.And when this broad finally does something on her own or doesnt steal any more moves from these other hot, young entertainers someone plz let me know, remember when Ms. Christina Aguilera's video "Dirty" hit the scene way before "Crazy in love" and she did the so-called "Beyonce booty dance" and went to the floor with it, and when Riannah did that back bend in "SOS" Beyonce once again had to take credit for something her limited brain couldn't think of on her own, Amerie got at that chick for trying to steal her syle, and my nigga snoop was the originator of the word bootylicious to clear that shit up, they've too "worked hard" and doesn't deserve Beyonce taking credit for something they did way before that blonde even thought about doing it and trying to take full responsibility for starting it.

6.Someone always claiming to work hard but i dont see when that would be when 80% of the time shes stolen her ideas from others

7.Needs Jay-Z to upgrade her ass for real, what ever that chick is too dumb to think of on her own shes...
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4. Nickelback
okay, before I explain what Nickelback really is I wanna tell the fags who think they are cool/funny by saying stupid meaningless shit about the band are losers and should fine something better to do with their lives besides writing shitty descriptions and jerking off on their computer screen

Nickelback: A band that origiginated from Hanna,Alberta,Canada. They are a blend of hard rock with a slight bit of country music for their sound, their front man is Chad Kroeger who does not have a nasal voice or sound like hes constapated, he has a deep rough voice which alot of people like and that is why Nickelback is one of the biggest bands today. People can try and tell u Nickelback sucks all the time it doesnt matter, it is ur choice whether u like them or not. so dont let the little faggots below tell u anything different, u either like them or u dont. and for the guy who said there guitaring is simple and it is easy to do he also needs to take this into consideration, most of the guitaring in todays song are simple, some people like it and some people dont so plz just get a life.
Some good songs you can download to decide if u like Nickelback are, Someday, How you remind me, rockstar,figured you out, Savin me, Next Contestand, leader of men and saturday nights alright for fighting (featuring Kid rock)
5. Pickering
A ghetto wannabe town. Almost all the black people in the south half don't know how to act, think they are so fucking hood and tough, while living in rich areas like maple ridge or major oaks. Pickering isn't ghetto, it has one of the lowest crime rates in all of durham region. Ajax is more ghetto than Pickering. Any gangs you will hear of in Pickering, are fake. One of the high schools Pine Ridge Secondary School, is nicknamed crimeridge just because a guy got shot on the ball court once. This occoured over 15 years ago. Sure there is drugs, but every school has drugs. Every town has drugs, and it's not even known a lot. Kids will have the mentality that they're living in the ghetto when they have never witnessed a shooting. they think Pickering is hood when they have never stepped foot into Thorncliffe Park, Regent jungle, Flemingdon, or Scarborough. Overall, Pickering is a bullshit waste town, pretty much the Drake of Cities. (Drake is known for being a fraud, caliming his ghetto credability while having grown up in Forest hill, the richest area in toronto, thus meaning a ghetto fake or wannabe. This is how Pickering is the Drake of cities.)
PS most of the black kids are also mainly from the carribean and are racist to any other race or peoples, including africans.
Pickering black kid: "YEA YEA FUCK YALL NIGGAS ITS HOOD ALL DAY PK PK DAWG WAGWAN YA NIGGAS WANNA MESS I BUCK SHOTS AT YOY NIGGAS MOTHAFUCKA AAAH JEEZ REP OAKS NIGGA PWKY ALL DAY"

Regent Park kid: "nigga shut the fuck up who you foolin mess with me my manz will fuck you up"

TPK kid: "Yo fuck this kid nigga let's fuck him up!"

Pickering black kid: *on his knees crying* "aaww plz come on man im sorry ariite dont hurt me man!"

Regent park kid to pickering kid: "fkn pussy"
6. Dance Dance Revolution
Dance Dance revolution or simply DDR for short, is a game that appeared in '99 in Japan. It was illegally exported from japan (which explains why you may see "this machine is only for use IN japan" on many ddr machines in arcades) HOWEVER, Konami decided to let ddr come to the US legally and worldwide.

The game usually consists of a pad (it may come in different materials such as plastic or metal) with four arrows in a formation of a plus sign. The screen (which is needed to play, genius) appears with arrows of flashing colors going up the screen. The player must press the arrow on the pad in unison with the directional arrows hitting the "bar" at the top of the screen. The arrows may usually go up, but the player has the option of changing the direction of the arrows so it may be able to travel down and the bar's place will change

But in some special versions of ddr, the arrows travel horizontally across the screen. The game has 4 levels of skill: Beginner, Light, Standard, and Heavy, but there is also challenge in which of course, the game challenges you. (durr) When playing the game, some songs basically provide an acid trip for you because of the background images. Sometimes they're freaky as hell, or cute than babies vomiting depending on what song you choose. Also, the arrows and their speed and colors can add to this.

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