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infinity plus one 

Perhaps the biggest number I could think of when I was, like, six years old.

(True: if you ask a mathematician, it's not really a "number." But when I was, like, six years old, I didn't give a flying fuck.)

(Also true: As soon as I said "infinity plus one," my buddy would cleverly outdo me with infinity plus two.)
You couldn't beat me, because I had my fingers crossed.

Yeah but I had all ten fingers crossed.

Yeah but I had all my fingers and toes crossed.

Yeah but I had infinity fingers crossed.

Yeah but I had infinity plus one fingers crossed. Ha ha ha ha ha!

Faith plus one 

The greatest Christian rock band a front man Eric Cartman one night at the holy hole I'll get down on my knees. And start pleasing Jesus is holy salvation all over my face
Faith plus one by Kingofdick June 24, 2020

plus one 

your guest when you are invited to an event
"billy's gonna be my plus-one at jane's party"
plus one by c-line April 25, 2004

cara pulsone 

cara pulsone is the cutest girl in the would, nicest girl ever, if u ever see date a cara pulsone ur never gonna stop thinking about how nice, kind, amazing, cute ,beautiful and ur never gonna stop loving her trust me ik.
cara pulsone is the best girl friend ever!!
cara pulsone by lucas grego March 14, 2013

infinity plus one 

The biggest number in existence. Used to settle arguments in a quick and decisive manner, without resorting to violence.
Girlfriend: "Fuck you!"

Boyfriend: "Fuck you times infinity!"

Girlfriend: "Fuck you times infinity plus one!!"

Boyfriend: "Fuck!"
infinity plus one by tbg April 22, 2008

times infinity plus one  

A word modifier to emphasize how immensely amazing something is to the point that it is too good to be true.
-Tom: That muffin was amazing!

-Dan: Yeah, it was amazing times infinity plus one