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8. plurp
to tummy flash someone
he plurped me to show me his abs.
1. Plurp
The noise a cat makes when it greets you. The cat doesn't open its mouth, as in a meow. It's almost like a purr/grunt sound.
You - "Hi, kitty."
Kitty - "plurp? Plllurp?"
2. Plurp
the noise bird poo makes when it lands
plurp
3. Plurp
Pleasant restless anticipation.
His last status update was "Plurp", so I guess he's just as excited for the concert tonight as I am.
4. Plurp
An abject, almost violent-yet small-fart. Out of nowhere kind of fart.
The kind of farts that sneak up on you and "PLURP!" it happens and plurp is also the noise it makes.
5. plurp
to eat soup with a plunger
man, I just hate it when I forget my spoon. Now I guess I have no choice but to PLURP!!!!
6. Plurp
A plurp is a penis fart (like a quief is a vagina fart). A plurp is less common, however.
It stinks in here...WTF bro? Did you just plurp?
7. Plurp
Usually referring to the word lurp

A tall lanky person, who can't quite handle him/herself during physical activities, basketball, running etc. White or pale looking and fat. Despite his/her height their gut sticks out to quite an extent and when they show you this gut you will shudder in disgust.
Adam: Omg! look at Brent he's taller than the locker and yet he looks fat. Brent your such a plurp!

Brent: I am not a plurp!
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