An old, wrinkly, used, 40-60 year old woman that is experienced in the game of Beer Die - particularly in the feat of 'plunking' the die into beer cups.

Also used interchangeably with the verb 'to fuck'
I plunked that plunker.

There's no way I'm going to take home that stinking bitch of a plunker tonight. No way.
by UMaine Plunkaphobe May 19, 2008
5 more definitions
Top Definition
Someone that enjoys giving head to guys while they are taking a shit. while doing so they can hear the shit hit the water, hence the name plunker
Baxter: That nasty bitch Amanda gave me a plunker last night, and said she liked the way it smelled!
by The one and only Jdizzle October 15, 2006
when a women gives head to a guy while he is taking a shit on the toilet
dod that chic gives wicked good plunkers
by steve March 21, 2005
an Australian term for a condom
" you gotta a plunker mate?"
by B-Jezus April 20, 2005
a massive punch through one's ass hole that causes massive amounts of pain.
oh damn, I'm late on my offering; now I'm going to get a plunker!
by smellysockman September 07, 2010

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