receiving oral sex while dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool.
I've really got to take a shit, are you up for plumpkins?
by kensuke August 03, 2005
The opposite of a blumpkin (a guy recieving a blow-job while taking a shit). This is the female version. The girl gets a pleasurable sensation of being eaten out while taking a shit. This can be messy though, and you'll probably get some shit mixed in there.
Shane gave kels a Plumpkin in the McDanks bathroom.
by HorneyHarry May 25, 2011
1. A Plumpkin is a variety of Katebear that is pretty cool. You can find her in places like hair salons, parks, and thrift stores. Beware though, if you would like to capture a Plumpkin you must be quite cautious, for they are very timid, and may run at the slightest sign of affection.

2. A girl who is very good on top in bed.

3. A girl who has a perfect pumpkin shaped ass.
1. So I was walking home today and I saw a Plumpkin in the park. I walked up real slow and held out a cupcake, and she ate it out of my hand!!! How cute!

2. Damn, the bitch a Plumpkin.

3. Oh shit son, that Kate girl got that Plumpkin shit goin on...
by Urifucabes October 27, 2011
Getting head from a fat girl while taking a shit.
It was like a Blumpkin, only she was a fat bitch and I was in the middle of taking a mean-ass grumper. She was like, " you wanna Blumpkin? " and i was like "naw, more like a plumpkin. "
by Spankytheclosetqueer October 30, 2011
The act of a female taking a crap on the toilet and giving felacio to an erect male falice.
Dr. Harry Michael was getting out of the shower and realized his wife was on the toilet taking a crap and she happend to be short in statue. So he figured this was a prime time to try for a plumpkin; it was a great success.
by Dr. Harry Michael November 26, 2010
Receiving a blowjob while watching porn while taking a shit.
Your girlfriend gave me a plumpkin and i came.
by Rathskellar June 25, 2010
The act of receiving a blumpkin from a plump woman or man.
It was slim pickings at closing time, so instead of a blumpkin, I had to settle for a plumpkin.
by Tommy Gugliata May 25, 2010

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