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Plumbers ass 

The act of having ones ass crack visible over the top of their pants. Often seen in women wearing low rider jeans. Derived from fat plumbers whose asses creeped out of the back of their pants as they fixed the sink.
She should at least wear a thong so we sdon't have to see that plumbers ass.

plumbers toolbag

Cecil baggins and joe gurner are at the gym

Joe : My god Cecil I have just seen a sexy woman doing squats over there
Cecil : where .....wow she is down low on those squats isn't she joe .....so low her snatch has opened up like a plumbers toolbag .
joe : yeah she has an amazing plumbers toolbag

plumbers crack 

when someone wearing a uniform (in this case a plumber) bends over and his ass crack sticks out.
That guy has some major plumbers crack!
plumbers crack by Big Bad Bastard November 14, 2002

plumbers kiss 

During your friends slumber, an anus must kiss the lips of your friend.

Best results occur with a dirty pipe and a plumbers kiss.

Any anus will do.
She asked for a plumbers kiss, I didn't know it had to be a person's anus!

Anus
Kiss pipepersonsheasked!
plumbers kiss by #SunBeartheLofty November 2, 2015

Plumbers Tan 

Because he was working outside all day and bending over he had a plumbers tan.
Plumbers Tan by 9888 August 22, 2010

Plumbers wipe 

Wiping your hand around you're girlfriends axe wound to check for dampness like a plumber checking for a leak in a pipe. Perfect way to check if she has been playing away when out with the girls.
"She stayed out till 4 am so I gave her a plumbers wipe to make sure she hadn't being doing the nasty"