One who fixes or repairs pipes. Plumber has a "b" in it because pipes were originally made of lead, (lead seemed a logical choice at the time, because of its resiliancy against rust... then people discovered what lead poisening was, and rust no longer seemed so bad!) and lead's abbreviation on the periodic table is pb (derived from its latin name).
Plumbers are given little respect, but we wouldn't want to try to live without them.
by bandcampgirl183 September 15, 2005
A drummer or 'percussionist' who is not very good.

The first stage on the way to becoming a percussionist.
He's such a plumber, he can't even hardly keep a straight beat.
by The Vince December 01, 2003
a bummy hockey player who makes frequent mistakes such as falling, turning over the puck, missing checks, fanning on shots, making dumb ass plays, costing his team a win.
Brent Sopel is a fucking plumber! See also chug as reference to Brent Sopel
by epmd July 25, 2003
someone who connects pipes between his bum and his mouth
yesterday i caught the plumber choking on his own shit
by greg pooganus April 12, 2003
A guy usually called 'Tony', who drives around in a very rusty van, and fits toilets and central heating.
Wife to husband: "Bloody hell. That Tony shure drinks a lot of tea!"

Husband to wife: "Yeah, but he's allowed to, cause the bog wont fit itself!"
by Big Tony December 05, 2003
some one who puts more than one plum up his or her ass.
by kieron conniff September 01, 2003
A woman who enjoys cleaning the pipes, an oral sex aficionado.
I had a date with a real plumber last night.
by sgwm April 09, 2005

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