One who fixes or repairs pipes. Plumber has a "b" in it because pipes were originally made of lead, (lead seemed a logical choice at the time, because of its resiliancy against rust... then people discovered what lead poisening was, and rust no longer seemed so bad!) and lead's abbreviation on the periodic table is pb (derived from its latin name).
Plumbers are given little respect, but we wouldn't want to try to live without them.
by bandcampgirl183 September 15, 2005
The least respected trade. An overweight lazy person who is responsible for delivering our shit to the sewer. Often overpaid to give excuses why he or she can't finish the job. Always finds an excuse to leave the job early. When the job is finally finished gives even more excuses why it looks like a 5 completed the work
I'm a plumber because I don't like to work hard. I'm also to stupid to make it in any other trade
by hiyall September 13, 2014
when someone is really draining your energy by constantly talking shit at you
R: Dude are you a plumber?

C: No way man why?

R: Because you are really draining me...
by ladyr November 08, 2009
Someone who agrees to take a substantial amount of cash in exchange for fitting a bathroom suite/gas boiler/central heating system and then doesnt bother his fat ginger arse to come back and complete the job.

see also gas fitter and fat lazy cunts
That plumber bloke is a fat lazy cunt.
by v13 November 07, 2006
when someone is constipated then you relieve them of it by having anal, which could result in shit all over you.
She was horny.. wanted anal, but didn't tell me she was constipated. I was the plumber that night.
by Brownsound September 10, 2004
A female who is on many guys "pipes". A clingy female or horny female attached to some guy and his "pipe".
"Shit son that girls a plumber!"
by Anonymous-G-man March 30, 2006
A gentleman in the business of installing sinks, tubs, and commodes, who wears trousers two sizes too large so the upper portions of his keister are continually on display.
Jake the plumber spent the morning under our kitchen sink, entertaining Madge with a half moon.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
A female wearing low-rise jeans with her panties visible and bunched up high and butt crack visible, particularly when bending over.
Yo, dude, check out the plumber heading into the McDonald's.
by lorraine January 09, 2004

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