plug the whore 

A card game whereby the full deck is evenly distributed and placed faced down. Players turn cards over at the same time and whenever a queen turns over the player who flipped it yells “plug the whore”. Player with the least number of queens during the game has to fuck the nastiest fattest pig in the bar at the rest of the players choosing. The boys pick the whore and if you’re the loser then you have to plug it that night.

That’s the pig right there, with her midriff and gunt hanging out, tracks up her arm and zit on her lip.

“Ahhh boys do I have to?”
Fuckin right, plug the whore!

plug the whore by NSAssman June 29, 2019

Plug the meter 

An excuse to get out of a meeting or an appointment when you need to take a dump.

Jon's early morning meeting was iterrupted by a reminder of his nachos & beers the night before. He quickly stood up and said, "Excuse me fellahs. I need to go 'plug the meter.'" Those in the know understood he really just needed to take a crap.

Plug the meter by Rick Oculous March 1, 2009

plug the pig's ass 

To "plug the pig's ass" is to set in motion a chain of events which will result in an unfortunate, disastrous or hilarious outcome to the person plugging the pig's ass.

in slang: to plug the pig's ass is to fuck yourself over

If Jim were to screw his boss' wife and then brag about it at work, we could say:
"Jim really plugged the pig's ass on that one!"

plug the pig's ass by krimsen January 16, 2005

plug the hole

to fix a recurring problem. Derived from the BP mess in the gulf.

Frank, we have recurring service issues with home office!

Sam, we have to plug the hole now!

plug the hole by mbellman June 3, 2010

Plug the drain 

When shes about to squirt and you yell "plug the main drain" and stick you dick it the vigina

Your mom asked me to plug the drain last night

Plug the drain by Daddy milf November 2, 2018

Plug the bottle 

After loosening the asshole the guy urinates inside and plugs it with a corkscrew. The next time they have sex you pull out the corkscrew and he drinks the pee while also using it as lube.

Damn man, me and my girl tried plug the bottle, it was awesome

Plug the bottle by alpinecredits February 12, 2020

Did you plug the hole yet, Daddy? 

A lighthearted way of asking someone if an ongoing problem has yet been addressed. From a question asked President Barack Obama by his daughter, Malia, in regard to the disastrous 2010 British Petroleum / Deepwater Horizon oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.

"Did you plug the hole yet, Daddy?" the farmer's wife asked her husband after he came back from trying yet again to get the neighbor's horses out of the cornfield.

Did you plug the hole yet, Daddy? by maximo hudson May 27, 2010