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The act of inserting the claw end of a hammer or a crow bar in ones asshole then jacking it around back and forth rapidly in an effort to either pluck butt hairs or extract a partially pooped out turd. Often makes the same sound as made when you stick your thumb in the side of your mouth and pull it out rapidly.
Bert gave Ernie a hammer for christmas so they could play pluckbutt together.
by Billy_goat October 07, 2007

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