A very pleasant name for a horrible disease (primary lateral sclerosis)
I got PLS, now I can’t walk
by Grixxlee September 11, 2023
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Parking Lot Syndrome. When a group of friends stand around in the parking lot talking and chatting after dinner, a movie, or an event. This usually occurs when deciding on what to do next and can last a few minutes. However, it's only considered PLS if it lasts a considerable amount of time.
"Let's get rid of this PLS and decide where to go already! We've been out here in this parking lot for an hour and I wanna do something!"
by makalive45 February 12, 2007
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Post Lunch Sleepiness: The greatest and most dangerous disorder in America today. It affects millions of American workers and or students each and every weekday of the year. The symptoms include lethargy, a strong urge to sleep no matter where you are at the moment, and an inability to focus on anything no matter how interesting it may be.
Monty: Man, I just finished lunch like an hour ago, and now I got a severe case of PLS.
Ryan: PLS?
Monty: Yeah, post lunch sleepiness
Ryan: Oh yeah, I had that real bad on Tuesday, and fell asleep under a pile of phone books in the supply room. When I woke up it was 6 at nite, and everyone was gone.
Monty: Yeah, PLS sucks.
by Montay March 26, 2008
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Also know as Packanack Lake Syndrome. A disease where the afflicted has the incessant need to walk around a body of water (ie. a lake)despite the time or outside temperature. Another symptom of PLS is the habit of walking in the middle of the road surrounding the body of water, usually in groups of 2-4 people. Named after the residents of Packanack Lake, who display these characteristics most prominently.
Dude, those people had such bad PLS, I had to swerve in order not to hit them.
by RobG April 18, 2006
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Parking lot special. When a man receives a blow job in either his or his date's car while in a public parking lot. Preferably, the PLS will occur on your first date in your date's car.
Bruce: "Hey dude how'd your date go with that whorefish you met at the car wash? Get laid?"
Eddie: "Nah but I got a PLS in the Taco Cabana parking lot"
Bruce: "Did you celebrate with a chicken quesadilla?"
by Bruce Locatelli July 27, 2011
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Pregnant Lady Syndrome: Bitchiness occurring when a woman is pregnant i.e. with child.
That woman doesn't PMS, she has PLS.
by Shanainai Shooshoo June 7, 2010
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Parking Lot Slut. Usually a girl who fucks in school parking lots in the morning.
Hey check out that PLS. Who's she with today?
by BALLINNNNNNN January 22, 2009
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