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Plooting 

Disposing of looted goods in bodies of water.
He looted all night long, but when he came to his senses in the morning he began to feel bad, so instead of returning the loot he started plooting the river instead by throwing it all in.
Plooting by Terrafirmick December 21, 2012
Making a facial expression with your lips, indicating dissatisfaction or sulking.

Often describing what girls do when being photographed, trying to be sexy.
Pouting is just a trend in sexy look.
Pouting by NatalieBerd February 15, 2009

cyber pouting 

Acting like an adolescent asshole online because you didn't get your way.
Karen never returns my emails ever since I told her I wasn't attracted to her. She must be cyber pouting.
cyber pouting by TINA LOVES YOU November 16, 2019

Rule of Pouting 

If one person pouts, then a person in an opposing party who becomes compelled to do the same, pouts in retaliation.This process continues and is carried out until a victor is crowned for having out-pouted the other party,
calling for the losing party to woefully accept defeat and then lay at the merciful hands of the winning party.
In turn, this strong and newly crowned winning party is given the power to rule over the weak losing party.
Which allows ones deepest and darkest wishes to be obligingly carried out by the losing party.This creates a paradox within the universe where ultimate rule can be achieved.
*POOOOUT*
"YOU CAN'T POUT BACK ZACHNATION."
"IF JUSTIN BEIBIER IS ALLOWED TO SING, I CAN SURE AS HECK POUT. PLUS,It is part of the Rule of Pouting."
Rule of Pouting by spaceman3399 February 3, 2012

Pluoting 

Pluoting - the act of eating something when your supposed to be answering a question. Comes from the fruit Pluot (a hybrid of plum and apricot). First heard on Episode 2 of the Who's Your Daddy podcast.
The student couldn't answer the teachers unexpected question becuse he was pluoting his candy bar.
Pluoting by Cliff K September 10, 2005

Plooting 

The act of eating ones booty hole.
Some dude: Hey man, what did you do last night?
Other dude: Ah, i was out plooting.
Some dude: Plooting? Whats that?
Other dude: Eating ass
Plooting by Beans&Fiends November 18, 2017