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9. plotz
(1)to be completely surprised by something unexpected. sounds like it originated in the 60's.
(2)probably also used by 'hip' street 'dudes' to describe blueprints.
(3)can be used in checkers to prepare an opponent for a major wipeout.
(1)"wait 'til Moe see's how hammered i got without him! he's gonna plotz!"
- H J Simpson
(2)"hey hip dude, check these plotz for my new house, dog." - hip street dude
(3)"when you see this wipeout you're gonna plotz!" - checkers player #1
by failure33object Apr 24, 2005 add a video
1. plotz

Pronunciation: (plots), key
—v.i. Slang.
to collapse or faint, as from surprise, excitement, or exhaustion.


by fruitcake Oct 26, 2003 add a video
2. plotz
From Yiddish, to fall down from extreme excitememnt or abhorance.
When i heard she had slept with my roommate, i was about to plotz!
by rosedanose Jun 22, 2005 add a video
3. plotz
burst, with surprise
When I heard that, I almost plotzed!
by Michael Aug 12, 2003 add a video
4. plotz
to faint, fall over, shit pants with excitement. Word is famously used in the film "Donnie Brasco" when they arrive at the King's Court in Miami.
"Wait until you get a load of the banquet room. You're gonna plotz!"
5. plotz
to burst, as from laughter.
Moishe told a joke that was so funny, I almost plotzed.
6. plotz
To shock, surprise, take aback, astound to the extent of fainting or "shitting oneself" .
Krusty: I opened for The Who at Woodstock. I came out in a Beatle wig with a ukulele. Hendrix said he almost plotzed -- his exact words.
by Joe Nov 13, 2004 add a video
7. Plotz
The act of farting or accidentally pooping while urinating or cumming. Often used to express extreme responses to humour, pleasure or fear.
That Youtube video was so funny I plotzed myself.
I nearly plotzed when I saw that Stormtrooper bikini!
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