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1.
To engage in nonorthogenital forms of sexual penetration lending themselves to consecutive reciprocity between partners.
JOE:
This is exciting
I never plooked
A tiny chrome-plated machine
That looks like a magical pig
With marital aids stuck all over it
Such as yourself before
SY BORG:
You'll love it!
Its a way of life.
JOE:
Does that mean maybe later
You'll plook me....
Frank Zappa, Joe's Garage
by Michael Zeleny February 11, 2004
 
2.
The equivalent to "fuck" as dubbed by Frank Zappa.
"These executives have plooked the fuck out of me."
From the song "Outside Now." on the album "Joe's Garage."
by Joe Harris April 02, 2007
 
3.
Scots for spot/zit
Lookit the size ae that plook
by Violator January 20, 2005
 
4.
AKA plouk. A spot, whitehead, zit, pustule, comodone.
I squeezed a load of pus from a great big plook on the tip of his nose.
by Dark Anaemic I October 09, 2013
 
5.
calling a canadian a "plook" is like calling a black person a "nigger"
"fuckin plook!"
by mike May 06, 2004
 
6.
the racist word for a canadian
"you stupid Canadian plook!"
by Justin May 06, 2004
 
7.
verb: to exploit, capitalize upon. To leech as in a parasitic (as opposed to symbiotic) relationship.
Frank Zappa Joes' Garage, Acts II-III "Outside Now"

"JOE:
These executives have plooked the fuck out of me
And there's still a long time to go before I've
Paid my debt to society
And all I ever really wanted to do was
Play the guitar 'n bend the string like
Reent- toont- teent- toont- teenooneenoonee"
by Paul Bramscher November 16, 2006