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4. ploof
the anal version of a queef. not just a fart but air and jiz combining to make a ploof noise when a cock is pulled out of ones ass
darren got embarrassed when he ploof'd after john pulled his dick outta his ass
1. ploof
When a man gets so excited during sex that he cums out of his ass.
That girl was so hot i ploofed all over the place.
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2. ploof
referring to someone as the dumbest person he/she has ever met
Omg, you are such a ploof.
George B. is such a ploof.
3. Ploof
Ploof \plʊf\

1. To plop and poof at the same time. 2. The sound marshmallows make. 3. Nonsense. 4. The act of ploofing. 5. An alternative to POOF

Ploofs, ploofed, ploofing, ploofery.
It... PLOOFED!
That is utter ploof.
5. ploof
when you fart and queef at the same time while receiving the shocka.
Lets go ploofing tonight girls.
I ploofed while hitting your kufi.
6. ploof
the excess fat piled above the crotch region
" EW! look at plums ploof!" ( see plum )
" its almost as big as Mrs. Engle's!"
7. Ploof
A girl who has made out with more than 30 male and/or female people.
That girl is such a ploof. Ploofing Whore. Ploofed herself.
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