the physical act of taking a shit. Usually after suffering from constipation for several days.
1:John made plomp all over Mary's bare head.

2:when i was sitting in the park there was some plomp on the floor next to me.
by Mr. Ricky's Neighborhood July 04, 2004
Top Definition
a very small man in a very big hat
.... plomp says it all dont you think ....
by Aaron Waddell June 21, 2008
To rip your balls off and smack someone in the face with them.
Kassie, i am going to plomp you!
by FattyFuk October 18, 2011
To prod your penis into the anus without inserting it for pleasure. Usually only done by homosexual males but occasionally straight men do it as a tease to other men in public places such as change rooms and public showers.
"man i can't believe what i just saw. while kenedy was changing colin walked up and plomped him."
by Tekasumbowdee October 04, 2009
To sit your self down after a long and exhautsing day.
I cant wait to plomp in front of the tv with some snacks and an ice cold beverage.

All i want to do is plomp!
by Dav321 July 06, 2016
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